Realest Mommy

Funny cool mom. Pretty decent blogger. Obsessive Crafter. Forever Dodger Fan.

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Hahahahahaha https://t.co/73D374fy1V

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'Never seek the secrets of women, but heed them always. It is women that know the mysteries of men.' - Aurvandil and Heimir (The Northman) https://t.co/OW8LCZ5nPv via @MovieQuotesMore

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New Zenni glasses came in!
#zennioptical #zenni @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/4zxaYw3MRt

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Weird Flex... But ok. https://t.co/byo1nodUce

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I have no idea where Athena gets her problem with authority.
😳😬😬😬 @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/V1L5UoQ5lh

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Who's ready for Karaoke?
This girlllllll.

#karaokenight #nofilter #momsnightout @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/07BNM80Z8T

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A girl and her Floof 💗 @ Netarts, Oregon https://t.co/kd7JtDRkLI

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Athena and I, making windy selfies lol @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/C4bdFU4erB

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"IN OR OUT, JADE!"

Jade: https://t.co/uKLkQgyhXa

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Jade is literally giving me a big hug...
Both arms around me.

This is the cutest thing ever lol @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/N5tyu6Afew

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Halp!
Who sprinkled Miracle-GRO on my child?

Stahhhhhp. @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/4VFfTCE2xQ

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Just posted a photo @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/GQCM5IVMm3

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Did I cover my sweetest lil Floof-a-Doof with my heating pad so she was warm and slept nicely even tho she had a wet fur coat after a bath?
Yes.
Yes I did lol @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/QhHz5tJ6gF

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Oh my gawd.
I'm never talking these glasses off.
Magenta colored EVERYTHING is where it's at, y'all. @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/Be8iqKxq84

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Uhm excuse me, who put all this tinsel in my hair??? Lolol @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/0iIGrkqulE

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@NEWYORKPLSWlN Another tragic story about bone spurs ruining a person's life...

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I have to return these headphones to Amazon... Who triple dog dares me too give them a taste of their own ridiculous packing medicine???

Bwahahahaaaaa THE ABSOLUTE POWERRRRRRRR https://t.co/TjzTFIF85s

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It's a hard knock life for this Stage 5 Clinger @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/9lsnnMFBKO

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Selfie onslaught!! ❤️ @ Beaverton, Oregon https://t.co/NyN90yEf3n