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@joey_slices Faggots

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@BleacherReport Steve Bartman 2.0

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@IlliniFootball Good luck!

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@NjTank99 QUEEF? LMAO

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Brady Pettigrew, man… we owe you an apology.

You came to Champaign today to check out Illinois, and unfortunately you had to sit there and witness the absolute fuckery that is Illinois football.

What an embarrassment.

So on behalf of Illinois fans everywhere, we sincerely apologize for our football program being a complete and utter joke today.

Please do not let that shit influence your opinion of Illinois basketball in any way, shape, or form.

Brad Underwood, get this man into State Farm Center immediately and remind him that the basketball program actually knows what the hell it’s doing.

Brady, erase whatever you just watched from your memory.

We are deeply sorry you had to see that.

And please, for the love of God, still come to Illinois.

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Bret Bielema completely dropped the fucking ball this offseason.

Bobby Hauck was a terrible hire. Period. You blew up a defense that had an identity, brought in this 3-3-5 bullshit, and four games later Hauck is already gone because it was an absolute disaster. That’s not bad luck—that’s a massive offseason evaluation failure by Bielema and this staff.

And somehow the rest of the team looks just as bad. The defense is soft, confused, can’t tackle, can’t get pressure, and looks completely lost half the time. The offense has no consistency, no killer instinct, and spends way too much time looking like it has absolutely no fucking clue what it wants to be.

This was supposed to be a program taking the NEXT STEP. Instead, Illinois looks like it took about six steps backwards.

Bad coaching. Bad offseason decisions. Bad execution. Bad football.

And while we’re at it, Larry Gies can take that stupid fucking scoreboard and put whatever the hell he wants on it, because right now the only thing it needs to display is:

ILLINOIS FOOTBALL — UNDER CONSTRUCTION AGAIN.

All that money, all that hype, all that talk about building something in Champaign and this is the product?

What a fucking embarrassment.

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@IlliniFootball @BigTenNetwork Shut the fuck up.

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@IlliniFootball Don't host another fucking 5 star basketball player. You guys make our basketball program look fucking weak with your bitchass gameplay.

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@JWerner247 Memorial Stadium*

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@L337Lolz Surprised the news didn't say 6 Million. 271k at most.

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@IlliniMBB I love this fucking team.

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@Shishe3722801 Davey, you're doing a good job.

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@KayserHoops @LeagueRDY @SCNext @Dariuswabb @daily_hoosier @Hoosier_Review @D_Rock_IU @TheIlliniFN @Recruit2Illini @rforan23 @jasonscheer @AZBandCatSports @AZDesertSwarm

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What an absolute fucking disgrace.

The Cubs didn’t just lose the Wild Card Series, they embarrassed themselves, embarrassed the fanbase, and turned an entire season into one giant fucking waste of time in the span of a few games.

You fight all year to get to October, and THAT is what you bring when the season is on the line? Gutless. Lifeless. Completely fucking pathetic. They looked like a team terrified of the moment, with zero urgency and absolutely no killer instinct.

This fanbase deserves better than watching the same miserable bullshit over and over again: build up hope, talk about October, get everyone invested, and then completely shit the bed the second the pressure actually means something.

Nobody wants to hear about moral victories, a good regular season, bad luck, or “building for next year.” Fuck that. You made the playoffs. The job was to show up and compete. Instead, the Cubs folded like a cheap lawn chair.

Another season ends with Cubs fans pissed off while the organization gets to sell us another round of optimism all winter.

Absolutely fucking embarrassing.

Enjoy the offseason. You earned every second of it.

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@Cubs Series is over lmao

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@Eagles @BetMGM Lmao you guys fucking suck.

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@DurstNathan Tim Beckman did like Lasagna lmao

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@takhtehchianmd @IlliniMBB Big Z as well Doc. Team is looking good.

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@playmaker783 Larry Gies has a punchable face. Hey Josh, I'll donate 100 Mil if you plaster my name all over Memorial Stadium and install an eyesore of a scoreboard for tax purposes, fuck your NIL.

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@JWerner247 I bet Bret said to Whitman either get rid of this mother fucker or I'm walking lmao.