Realistic Owl 🌻

Atheist. Independent. I do what I want and say what I want.

[Realistic Owl 🌻 @RealisticOwl]

@BrewStewFilms I feel like this is Michaels fault somehow

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@erichovind Cool, Give me your kidney. I need one to continue living. If you say no you murdered me.

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@LeorSapir Go to the doctor

[Realistic Owl 🌻 @RealisticOwl]

PSA: when you call yourself an “alpha male” all women hear is “I have a tiny pp”

[Realistic Owl 🌻 @RealisticOwl]

@TheSimCommunity Cars

[National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic]

10/2, 2 pm EDT- NHC is monitoring a pair of systems this afternoon. The eastern one is likely to become a tropical depression around midweek, and the western system could gradually develop over the next few days. More details: https://t.co/tW4KeFW0gB

[Realistic Owl 🌻 @RealisticOwl]

@MeloniacsUnite @KaylaKelch Unfortunately

[Realistic Owl 🌻 @RealisticOwl]

Hurricane panic scale

Batteries are sold out 2/10
Disney closes 4/10
Jim Cantore is in your state 6/10
Dasani water is sold out 8/10
Waffle House closed 10/10
#HurricaneIan #

[Realistic Owl 🌻 @RealisticOwl]

@QueenSpeaksLife Any place with cloth napkins is fancy

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@JeffHolidayReal @VHS_Archive Thinks girls are ewie and goes on dates with cat boys

[brooke @jcdbrooke]

LAPD perjury investigation report against Amber Heard and Rocky Pennington. Amber Heard’s lawyers just stated to the court it doesn’t exist 😬 well here it is

[Realistic Owl 🌻 @RealisticOwl]

@GellertDepp The whole time he is drinking YELLOW Gatorade that alone makes me not trust him

[••• @digital_diablo_]

Just wanted to share this
Ambers slip about her “bruise kit” #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard #JusticeForJohhnyDepp #AmberHeardlsApsychopath

[Andy Signore @andysignore]

Weird they cut this portion out of Josh Drew’s testimony 🤔 Josh Drew says Amber Heard had a three way with Elon Musk & Cara Delevingne hmmmm we’ll discuss this and more tonight! #DeppVsHeard #JusticeForJohnnyDepp https://t.co/5OuI6Nd609

[Leelou68 @leelou68]

Please sign and share.
#AmberHeardlsALiar
#AmberHeardlsApsychopath
#AmberHeardDeservesJail
Get UK Police & Courts to look into Amber Heard Perjury Charges - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/0B1HXj2snH via @UKChange

[Realistic Owl 🌻 @RealisticOwl]

@m1sscynical @TCastro88 You say that like it made it less creepy and uncanny

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

[Anna Mation @annamation]

#NoTrucksToColorado get it trending

[Realistic Owl 🌻 @RealisticOwl]

@JeffHolidayReal It’s the same dumb arguments for not smoking inside, and seatbelt laws