chase smith

follow me 'cause sometimes I'll say something you might find funny (but probably not) i’m just out here doin my thang. The UofA Alumni 🐘

[Aramyth @aramyth]

Please, @Jeopardy, can you send a thank you letter to my mom who has watched Jeopardy! for over 40 years as she is fighting s losing battle with breast cancer. She loved Alex Trebek so much. She leaves her love for the show with my brother and I.

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

@iMACKhoes you gotta have quality coffee beans 👌

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

i love that the great state of #TX is like “oh more transmissible covid strains? cool, no mask mandate next week!”

[Bali Baby 🍭 @balionabeatt]

Pussy Eatin Meals : CHICKFILA NUGGETS ✨✨✨

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

anyone wanna rescue me from AL to take back to DAL since my incompetent fam has been basically useless after my jaw surgery ?

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

lord gimme strength to not merc a ho at this Ho’

[Bali Baby 🍭 @balionabeatt]

Y’all wasted 50k votes on Kanye KNOWING he had 0 chances of winning Foreal I dead hate y’all so fucking much bra yall dead voted for a fucking rapper to be the PRESIDENT OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES !!

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

Ugh i cant help i get a discount

[V @williamvercetti]

ain’t no way perseus snuck up on medusa with them thangs clapping

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

wow did I really just buy a whole MacBook Pro?

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

until someone kick me off this bus, im not buying a pass during this pandemic #PERIODT

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

its all fun and games until you get popped by bacon grease on your bare bum

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Tiger King and then asked it to write an episode of Tiger King of its own. Here is the first page.

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

alright, 2021, whats the #mood ?

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

welp I wanted to get on twitter but it seems if I do the first episode of the last season of GoT will be ruined for me so... back to boring lunch I go. #GamefThrones #Lunchtime

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

things I hate:

my job, that’s it.

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

try a suburban, boo
#TrunkSpace

[Klara @klara_sjo]

I'm OK at yoga, but still haven’t mastered the “helicopter flying out of my vag” pose.

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

@Mason_Holcomb Make him eat a pair of chacos so he can appreciate having ate your fine leather sandals instead of what is essentially a “foot tire”

[chase smith @Realistic_Chase]

Byrd scooter, lime scooter, crazy ol’ cooter

[Anthony Atamanuik @CoffeeWithTony]

Bernie’s back baby!