Mrs. Snarky Pants

If you heard 30 minutes of moaning this morning from the bed I was in...that was just me trying to sit up. #bloggesstribe

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

I’ve been busy getting a divorce, becoming a grandmother and trying to reach Tik Tok fame that I haven’t been sharing my wit with Twitter.
My apologies to the three of you who read my tweets.

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

@MrPeanut @KevinHart4real

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

I might be alone here, but I don't think anyone has the right to force their religious beliefs on anyone else.

Who agrees with me? ✋

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.

[Miika Kelly ⓥ 🇺🇦 🏴‍☠️ @MiikaKelly]

Amber Turd’s PR team working overtime and still thinking they’re so brilliant they can fool anyone. What are the odds of identical tweets from 3 different accounts. #JOHNNYDEPPWINS
#AmberHeardIsAnAbuser #AmberHeardIsASurvivor

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

I'm sorry but your high metabolism makes it difficult for us to be friends.

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

That awkward moment when you tell your SO you had a dream about him and he automatically assumes it was a sex dream.
And you're like, "No, dude, I murdered you."

#TrueStory

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

Switching from episodes of The Office to the movie, An Officer And A Gentleman because going from laughing to tearing up is just one of the ways I relax.

#thuglife

[Sue! 🐕 @SueBB_71]

@TODAYshow @SavannahGuthrie It's like the old joke goes, how do you know when #AmberHeard is lying? Because her mouth moves...

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

@SueBB_71 @TODAYshow @SavannahGuthrie #truth

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

@hearsayfolklore

[ɱąƖıƙყɛɛ © @MaLiKyEEsWoRlD]

Things have been confirmed for me about #AmberHeard

1. #AmberHeardIsALiar
2. #AmberHeardlsAnAbuser
3. Amber Heard’s supporters are delusional.

Her "supporters" literally do not bring up a single reason for why they support her or watched the actual trial.
#AmberHeard

[🦢 @meowitsmayax_]

If I could I would personally thank Judge Penny Azcarate for allowing cameras in that courtroom. Everyday it becomes clear just how necessary that was.
#AmberHeardIsALiar #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

We’ve all gotten a lesson in gaslighting. This woman doesn’t stop. She is truly evil. #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser #AmberHeardIsALiar #AmberHeardlsApsychopath #JohnnyDeppGotJustice #JohnnyDeppGotJustice

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

.@savannahguthrie sat down for an exclusive conversation with #AmberHeard. "You cannot tell me that you think that this has been fair,” Heard shared, in reference to social media representation.

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

“You cannot tell me that you think this has been fair,” says Amber Heard.
Um, yes, we can. #AmberHeardlsALiar #JohnnyDeppGotJustice #TruthWins

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Gay, straight, bisexual, transgender, intersex: you are all equally smiteable in My eyes. #PrideMonth

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

@SnarkkTank

[Mrs. Snarky Pants @Reality76Truth]

I like how babies can just poop and eat at the same time and not give a fuck about your judgment.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

In my America
Trump would be in jail
Kaepernick would be in the NFL
Rittenhouse would be in jail
Floyd would be alive
Garland would be on SCOTUS
Assault Rifles would be banned
Roe Vs Wade would remain settled law
Critical Race Theory would be taught in all schools

Yours?