Reality Check

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"@HawaiianGlitter: I can honestly say a broken heart is the worst pain in the world." Ever get kicked in the dick?? #WorstPain

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Who's DTF?? #Horny

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"@KimKardashian: Baking cupcakes http://t.co/KBpoO6Te" those look good. feed me some topless.

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New greeting when i see people: "Hello, cum drop" #Catchy

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C-A-N-T SLEEP #FUInsomnia

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"@HawaiianGlitter: I wish he'd answer..." Ok, here i am

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"I'm a dirty whore" -unknown

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Bring a newspaper or good book "@HawaiianGlitter: Longest hour of my life starts now."

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America, land of the fat and lazy.#RealityCheck

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Yo @ochocinco, you gonna hit up an @ihop in Indy?

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#AmericanIdol needs to go away #cancelthatshit

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You look AMAZING as a brunette. @BreeOlson #FACT

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@BreeOlson why are you leaving Ft. Wayne? #Curious

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Who are you talking to?? "@KimKardashian: You can do it I believe in ya baby!"

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I think Mac Miller is the second coming of Vanilla Ice minus the hit song. #RealityCheck

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Can you afford to spare those? "@KimKardashian: Spare a thought for the people of Haiti today Xo http://t.co/ge43ZxQD"