CrispHarrison

S#@!ing on the best that reality television has to offer

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

@nutmeggsz @GOtransit @GOtransit none on the 4:36 from Georgetown to Kitchener rn either. It’s as if the heat is on 🥵

[Hay @Hayl_Bail]

Patrick: “I love Thais forever and ever”
Thais: “John is getting kicked out the second this wedding ends”
Officiant: “Father, son, and house of Gucci” #90DayFiance

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

I feel like fart jar girl googled “what is a kink” before writing her monologue for this reunion

#90DayFiance #TheSingleLife #BigEd #fartjar @TLC @discoveryplus #DiscoveryPlus

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

@XtineQuinn @deon_the_blue Are you saying you did a headstand nine months pregnant? Asking for a friend.

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

@SalVulcano I mean, it’s not toast. But I can only imagine the rage that would ensue from a psychopath like DeRosa if you told him it was.

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

Thomas pulled off some textbook male fake cry. I smell a daytime Emmy
#BachelorInParadise #bachelorinparadiseabc #BachelorNation

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

Thomas: “Isn’t it funny how we both were portrayed as the villains?”

Also Thomas:

#bachelorinparadiseabc #BachelorInParadise #BachelorNation

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

@DavidSpade your knee length khakis and blue/green saucony’s are reminiscent of a modern day Joe Dirt. Pawn that gold watch and hire a stylist #BachelorInParadise #BachelorNation #bachelorinparadiseabc

[Jon @jonbon757]

Blake: “I haven’t had these butterfly feelings in a long time”

Me:
#thebachelorette #bacheloretteabc

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

Thomas being “demonsterized” #TheBacheloretteABC #BacheloretteABC #bachelorette #TheBachelorette #bachelornation

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

When do we get to meet Johnny Depp’s weird cousin?
#bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette #BacheloretteNation

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

How are you even having this conversation so early in night one?
#bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

Everything the Canadian says sounds like a post-game hockey interview
#bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

Auto parts manager definitely this seasons Luke P
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette #BachelorNation

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

Yo, just started Below Deck season 8. Tell me you don’t think Eddie looks exactly like a young Jim Bruer
#BelowDeck

[Always On @werealwayson]

Me thinking about the Women Tell All this season
#TheBachelor

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

Girl, your Dad is dying but breaking up with a guy you’ve known for 3 weeks is the “hardest thing you’ve ever done”?
#Bachelor #bachelorabc #BachelorNation

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

All of us to Matt:
#TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC #BachelorNation #Bachelor #bachelorabc

[Husband Who Tweets The Bachelor @HusbandWho]

That Victoria kiss.
#Bachelor #thebachelor #bachelorabc #ABC #mattjames #BachelorNation

[CrispHarrison @RealityTrollz]

Ben: Uhm, uh, uhm, mm, hmm, uh
All of us:
#TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation