Some Funny Stuff

It's time to enjoy life! Why not take a break and have a good laugh?

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems�

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Oh, I love that your pants sag. You are just too gangster.

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That awkward moment when a fat person says, 'That's how I roll.'

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Insanity cures reality.

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You're home alone in the middle of the night. You hear a fart. Would you laugh or be scared?

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High school dropout? Keep talking, your opinions must be really insightful

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Oh, so you wear your hat backwards? You must be a lot cooler than I am.

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I'm not saying my wife is a terrible cook, but our garbage disposal has developed an ulcer.

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I can't listen to a lot of Wagner - I keep wanting to invade Poland. - Woody Allen

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Oh, walk in front of me real slowly. I enjoy staring at your back side.

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Oh, you always change lanes in bumper-to-bumper traffic? You must get where you're going so much faster than everyone else.

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Oh,the dress makes you look fat? Silly girl, it's the fat makes you look fat.

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Oh, so you like to get drunk? Please post more Facebook statuses of it.

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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.

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Not a day goes by where I don't want to strangle you.

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Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something? I tend to go deaf when I hear you talking.

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Oh, you have 22 inch chrome rims? Tell me more about how sweet they look on your 1973 Ford Pinto

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Life's too short? Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife. Problem solved.

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Crap I lost my.. Oh, it's in my hand.

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I sure do feel a hell of alot more attractive at walmart than I do at the gym..