Allyson Punderland

I like to describe myself as a weirdo

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

they should make being alive fun

[Allyson Punderland @ReallyAlly]

@dairyslut_ FUCK YEAH!!! When are you coming back to visit me? (I also need to get my ass to Denver)

[mary @elaine_stritch]

I was somewhere far worse, my friend: LiveJournal

[𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘪𝘯⁷𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 zou ⋆˚꩜｡ @cyndiquills]

cant believe i have to buy a fuckass switch2 to play pokopia <//////////////////3

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

You’re on SSRI’s I’m on SNRI’s we are not the same

[Allyson Punderland @ReallyAlly]

It’s fucking awesome, you should try it

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

You’d be surprised how many people simply stay in their house. That’s it, that’s their life.

[rumi @dauntless_r]

I miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day).

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

been feeling like shrek with his ears down lately

[Cape Ann, bottom shelf @_JiggityJohnson]

I fart too much to ever be loved genuinely

[Allyson Punderland @ReallyAlly]

It’s so time consuming to apply and I hate how it feels on my face

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?

[Allyson Punderland @ReallyAlly]

Nothing tests your mental fortitude quite like spending 12 hours putting an IKEA bed frame together with your mother

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

I love hanging out in groups of 3 cause then i can go nonverbal and they entertain eachother while i look at a tree or sum

[gynandromorphophiliac @viralaffection]

how do blind people know when they're done wiping. it haunts me

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[Allyson Punderland @ReallyAlly]

We’re talking: Victorian-era British Empire, Pirates, Chuck Bass… it has everything I’ve needed

[Allyson Punderland @ReallyAlly]

I happened to stumble upon #Sandokan and I AM HOOKED

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Just sent off an email saying warmest “retards” instead of “regards”

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind

[Allyson Punderland @ReallyAlly]

Poor Banner has a case of pancreatitis. Please send him pets and low-fat snackies

[Allyson Punderland @ReallyAlly]

Perks of working at an animal hospital when your pet is sick:

- automatic excused absence
- blankies and snacks in the exam room
- able to be present for all diagnostics
- multiple doctors attending
- free exam and x-rays
- 50% discount on everything else