yo momma

made a new Twitter bc I had too many typos. *stan account for MY animal children*

[yo momma @reallyrylie]

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[phantom bride @PHANT0MBRlDE]

i learned yesterday that big bend is the certified largest dark sky on earth. this is what they’re destroying. this is what texas is losing, what the world is losing.

[a nasty african gyal @JennE_Penny]

A long engagement post but I remember growing up with the Andrea Yates story and no one ever mentioned she tried to kill herself so many times that the doctor begged Rusty to not get her pregnant again. These stories, the full ones, need to be told.

[Santoryuu T @QuirklessBaddie]

Nah guys I have to share this everywhere, do you know how much this is making me scream?? SHSJSJSJSJSJ

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Our troops are gonna rape y’all like crazy lol” is basically what he said

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

I said this about AI well over a year ago. Using it to diagnose and fire people with medical conditions so they lose their insurance AND their income is somehow even more heartless and evil than I’d predicted.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

WAIT………….

[goma @soigomaa]

It all comes down to the absolute refusal to study the female body, test products and medications on females, and give women medical care instead of diagnosing everything as "anxiety" and throwing chemical castration at it.

[☆ MiMi ☆ @princessnoias]

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Health officials warn that dinosaur chicken nuggets sold at Walmart may contain high levels of lead.

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

these photos almost perfectly capture what it’s like coming out of the womb

[sam A DIFFERENT WORLD SPOILERS @joshdonnapilled]

5 seasons in 5 years with 88 eps, reaching the 100th ep next season. quinta is the only one who knows what actual tv is and we thank her for it

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

they are going to eat their role up as smoke and stack

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Bald eagles getting lead poisoning from eating bullets is unfortunately just about the most American thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life

[hailey 💜 @KlNGD0N]

when can we get this diva on the pitt

[Ted Cutezynski @shrugdeaIer]

Don’t forget Keith Porter.

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

OH THEY FINNA BE MAAAAAAD

[Drebae @Drebae_]

People will stand outside of abortion clinics to stop moms from getting them, but NEVER go to orphanages & help the kids who are already here?? 😭😭 how tf..

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I was meant to call out of work

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Fuck that it means they could be charging way less.

[cousin faith @wetsykcin]

Imagine telling an interviewer you love ‘The Luck of the Irish’ and the woman who pitched it is in the audience…