ReallyTallPineTree

Majestic pine tree living my best life in Asheville, NC. Making the Kenilworth neighborhood beautiful since 1962.

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

How about Tarps vs. Trees? Bats vs. Tarps? We probably have a study for you down here in @CityofAsheville

[Bat Conservation Trust @_BCT_]

As part of our preparation for Bats v Trees next week, we've been reviewing our last battle #BatsvsMoths with @BigCButterflies, check out the highlights here: https://t.co/1APc3Xm56v
Register to join us on Wed 20 April to see who wins #BatsvTrees #TeamBat https://t.co/csqgVKdTTO

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

@ResBiltmore any new development on getting me down? @mc_tarpy is just looming large up the hill from your pool

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

I’d like to relocate away from @mc_tarpy who seems to be hitting on the entirety of the internet. @buncombeGov @CityofAsheville @AshevilleFD

[American Forests @AmericanForests]

You might not think think about trees migrating like other species, but they do and as climate change makes some of their current habitats unsuitable, the ability to relocate is more important than ever https://t.co/l7lDymwuiQ

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

@AshevilleLife @mc_tarpy has entered the chat….

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

@Fjriderbabe @bjhwright can likely help set you up with my soon to be ex @mc_tarpy . he’ll keep the birds away. Trust me.

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

@buncombeGov @mc_tarpy @CityofAsheville @NCDOT_Asheville @wyffnews4 @ResBiltmore I offer shade but my clingy friend just looms over you like the creep he is. Got any equipment to make him go away before he cuts loose in a wind storm lands on a resident? @mc_tarpy @buncombeGov @CityofAsheville @tarpsplus

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

Another beautiful sunset over @CityofAsheville, another night with @mc_tarpy up in my personal space 🙄 @buncombeGov srsly if I was a person I’d just call u for assistance with this.

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

@mc_tarpy Am I going to have to yeet you on up out of my business?

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

@arborday @forestservice @TreeAsheville is this clingy thing going to be a problem for me?

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

#NewProfilePic

[ReallyTallPineTree @ReallyTallPine]

@mc_tarpy @buncombeGov How do I get this lunatic off of me?