Dr. Delbert Doppler

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

THEY NOTICED ME

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [when the captain comes on the radio I calm down dramatically] I said there was nothing to worry about. [clears my throats and straightens my tie]

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [The plane shakes violently as I continue to scream. Now everyone in the plane is panicking!
Water splashes in my face from the open water bottle belonging to the passenger behind me] OH MY GOSH WE'RE IN A RIVER!!!!!! OH MY GOSH WE'VE CRASHED!!!

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars Oh thank goodness! [pukls our a handkerchief and blots my forehead. Slight turbulence happens and I start to panic again] WE’RE GUNNA DIE!!!!

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [by the time I come to, our plane is safely in the air. I block off the window so I can’t see and take deep breaths] Are we almost there? [unaware it’s only been a few minutes]

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [covers my face with the pillow, screaming loudly. Without realizing it, I pass out momentarily]

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [my grip tightens on my seat as we get ready to take off. As the plane speeds up my eyes shut] AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [i buckle my seatbelt and relax in the chair, glancing at the safety card. When the stewardess starts going over all of the safety details I start to get a little nervous. I swallow hard] How long is our flight, Jim?

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [i roll my eyes] I don’t see what the big deal is, I heard the back of the plane is safer, anyway. Isn’t It? [stands in line to board the plane when they call group one]

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars -through my pockets for my inhaler. My ticket falls out of my pocket and I grab it, looking at it as I go. I clear my throat and my face turns red] Row A seat 1 isn’t first class, is it? [no wonder these damn tickets were so expensive]

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [your bag lands in front of me and I fall on top of it, my bag then falling on top of me, making a Delbert sandwich. I finally crawl free and grab both of the bags. I stand next to you, breathing heaving, and one of my suspenders unhooked] Madam, I insist on first class! [fishes-

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [I tug my luggage and follow the sighed to Gate 17B. I pick up my pace as we get closer and start to run] Almost there!

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [I fix my shoes and look at my ticket for our gate number] Is that how it works? Is that where they serve the drinks?

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars -have a while twenty minutes before we board.

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [I strut through the metal detector and make it through] Sure, I may have wasted time trying to find my lucky suspenders, which I STILL didn't find, but you took your sweet time on your hair this morning. [Huffs a little as I grab my bag and put my shoes on the wrong foot] We -

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars -noise rings through the room] MY KEYS! [I slam my palm to my face and ignore the annoying glares i get. i put my keys with the rest of my things]

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars -confidently walk into it, only to be greeted with a loud beeping noise. Ah Drat!! I forgot to take my phone out of my pocket.
the officer ushers me out of the machine] oops, sorry. [I pull my phone out and put it in the bin with my shoes and enter the machine again. The same -

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars Oh please! It's safer to fly than drive. I give them my ticket and place my bag on the belt to go through the machine. I take my shoes and socks off and toss them into a plastic bin, also setting that on the belt. When it's by turn to walk through the metal detector I -

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

-trot to the line] I haven't been on a plane in years!

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@SurfingTheStars [I hold my plane ticket tightly in my sweaty hand and walk towards the eskalator with my large suitcase next to me. As we get to the top, I see the security checkpoint]
This is it, Jimbo! We're one step closer to boarding! [I practically hop off the machine and-

[Dr. Delbert Doppler @ReallyWantToGo]

@PinkIsHerColor @1Tsp_ HOW HAS IT TAKEN YOU SO LONG TO CALL FOR HELP!!! THIS IS MUUURDERR!!! [yells as I roll Fauna over]