The highlight of my Mother’s Day was all my older cousins finding out that I was the one who found grandpa dead when I was 6 and getting a lot more compassion from them for how weird my brain is now.
I’m distancing myself from using rollercoaster as a descriptor for my life because it’s all about breaking that cycle. No more going round on the same track.
Excuse me? Hi. Sorry to bother you, but we’re a year into this presidency and I was told repeatedly that there would be NO malarkey, and all I’ve gotten, quite frankly, is a bunch of malarkey. So I’m going to need you to get your manager.
@taylorswift13 really went out here and made me remember parts of my very inappropriate relationship and I’m insanely grateful that she’s calling this shit out.
What a morning. Both my ex boyfriend’s friend and another ex boyfriend’s dad watched me shove a croissant into my face while scream singing in my car and made knowing eye contact with me. Starting off strong.
To people who text someone that you got their wedding invite but then don’t do the very simple online RSVP, especially when we all know you’re coming. Why? Do you understand the stress you accidentally create?
Just remembered how I dated a guy who told me he hated that my feet were bigger than his when I broke up with him and then got mad that I wasn’t upset with the size of my feet. What a chapter of my life.
Scream singing good 4 you in my fiancé’s face while working on wedding planning was probably not how @Olivia_Rodrigo intended the song to be taken in, but here we are.
The fact that anyone has the nerve to say they don’t know what to get me for a present when I have let everyone in my life know for the past 23 years that I want a label maker is just ridiculous.