Mike

hapa shangwe tu

[Mike @Realmike_01]

kitu isikudanganye utoke kwa mzazi bois

[travis @backupyatravis]

Wewe bila ata kukupima naona ukona ukimwi

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[Jimmy @kajairo0]

Mzae akikuona kwa TV ukiekezea changa moto mnazopitia kama wanabodaboda na alikutuma University kusoma🤧😂😭

[kayz3d @kay_z67]

when a girl is flirting with you confidently it means she actually doesnt want you.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Women are bad people, but I love them

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Slow money is better than begging, bro.

[Kijana ya fifa @kamzozo100]

Bro to bro :Zoea kujifanya huna doo everytime

[64 @rxswago]

a lot of women become unattractive once you find how they think.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

people envying you when you’re not even where you wanna be at yet is so crazy.

[Ongera @140ngera]

Any question that follows "Si we ni mtu wa IT" is always soul sucking😂

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

First rule ya kubargain ni kushtuka sana ukiambiwa bei😂😂

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Your mother's enemies are your enemies. A person who hates your mom can never love you. Stop being dumb.

[Mike @Realmike_01]

@Iam__Reagan oe dogo, fika kadzonzo 😂😂😂

[💙𝗦¡𝐫𝗕𝐫¡𝗻💀 @justsirbrian]

"Uncle yangu jeshi alinishow nitafute tu D atajua vile anafanya"

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

Mko na ufala sana huku nje 😅

[B☆ @IamBrian___]

Men are dogs na hupei mbwa yako chakula inaenda tu ikikula mabaki za wengine

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

You want a rich provider, but what exactly are you bringing to the table besides a high body count?

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Ni bubu tu form yake ikijipa hawezi ji-tongue-za

[Mike @Realmike_01]

kumbe ni ukweli mbuyu huanza kama mchicha

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

"Kwani you were serious you wanted me to come?"