Paul Jennings

[Paul Jennings @Realpjennings]

@beansaladpod Oh Lord, he comin'!

BBC News - Chick of 'world's most dangerous bird' hatches in Cotswolds
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[Paul Jennings @Realpjennings]

@beansaladpod does the Margate Crab museum have a pomp discount or was that wishful thinking? Might pop in tomorrow

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@beansaladpod just had a McSpicy, wishe me luck!

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@benpartridge here, is it true Mike is J S Brough? @LloydHD91 wants to know

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@fesshole @benpartridge, is this you? No hot drink ✔️ Pissing is a sign of excess ✔️

[Paul Jennings @Realpjennings]

@beansaladpod I've bean meaning to send you this breakfast feast I observed in Italy in September. Please note the gut kicking whole breakfast mozzarella. 💯 would go again, A+++ #breakfastmeatsofthecontinent

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@beansaladpod got any exciting plans for Pompidou Day next Sunday? I assume the expectation is to gather the family and consume as many transparent foods as can be found

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@beansaladpod saw this and thought it might help xoxo

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@beansaladpod https://t.co/rX86VRyvR2 how I imagine @HenryPaker winning his Peer Pressure Ankle

[Paul Jennings @Realpjennings]

@MrBButterfield I'm not sure she can help you

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

My husband says “It should actually be Old Goosepimples Arm. ‘Goose bumps’ is an Americanism.”
So that’s our pillow talk sorted for the weekend.

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@coconut_colin Hi Colin, how are you doing these days? Still happy and well I hope.

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@EdGambleComedy hey Ed, some people have dropped out of my wedding next Saturday, fancy coming? It's near Reading. Welcome to bring a friend

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FatTerry all ready for the big day #12kgking

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

if british sitcoms were set during the pandemic

[Paul Jennings @Realpjennings]

@EdGambleComedy We're going with Wedding: Origins rather than Wedding 3, anything to keep the franchise alive

[Paul Jennings @Realpjennings]

@LloydHD91 Essential t-oil-et rolls more like HA HA HA
I'm so tired.

[harry moore @Harry_Moore_]

it’s been a good year

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My daughter has special needs. Took her to church at Easter. The Vicar loudly proclaimed 'Hallelujah!' My daughter immediately shouted "It's raining men!" Brought the house down.

[Paul Jennings @Realpjennings]

Out tonight? Me neither. But if you could donate me a pint it'd be very much appreciated to help with those last few days of growth. I like cider. Usually around a fiver. I promise to buy you one in return when this has all blown over.

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