Michael ☘️🇺🇸

Unrepentant misanthropic reprobate, provocateur & dissident. Your cult blows. Drone pilot. USMC 87-90. When ideology collides with reality, reality always wins.

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@boogmemes66 @ZubyMusic Zuby’s Razor or Zuby’s Law. “ The correlation between someone having their pronouns in their Twitter bio and them being completely insane is uncanny." Amazingly accurate. When you see an insane Tweet check the sender’s bio. Pronouns.

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@ShirleyJwriter I miss the 80’s and smelling aqua net.

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

Ive been saddled in my little part of Utah for 2.5 months as I went through radiation treatments. Those have ended, and I am feeling a lot better now. Good enough to go on a bucket list trip to Irwin, ID to float the Snake River and fly fish. Not bad for my first day. 😎

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@harveyspistols @TheRascallion Pack it in, everyone. This one is mine. 😎

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

Yeah, I definitely want a CZ.

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

Okay, y'all, @TheRascallion has somehow found himself shootin' the bush with a bunch a Rhodies. Maybe that animal can time travel. Who really knows?

Regardless he has decided that this week's battlefield handout is going to be the venerable CZ 75 9mm.

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Good Luck
Godspeed
and remember, with Globalization of Zimbabwe Marxism, we are all Rhodesians now!

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@ShirleyJwriter As well you should!

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@SGTWipper1Each “It was my pleasure. I loved being a Marine.”

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@ShirleyJwriter 😳

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@ShirleyJwriter I remember them filming a lot of it in Portland.

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@ThrillaRilla369 Lol. 1 point. I gotta go skydiving.

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@ShirleyJwriter Are you the scary instructor?

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@deaflibertarian @CaryKelly11 @1hatchco Well, some of us do. 🤣😎

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@AntiWokeMemes

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@EdwardAnthony63 @JayJosephVet It’s the bitters, and the salt. Quite literally. I like old fashioneds and margaritas.

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@RepDwightEvans And why would the Social Security Trust Fund dry up in 6 years? Hint: it’s not because of billionaires.

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@GuntherEagleman Awww, bless her heart.

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@ShirleyJwriter 🤣

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@WorkElizab That’s a Gizmo.

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@AntiWokeMemes She don’t date any men.

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@SGTWipper1Each Peeing in the bathroom trash can. As an older teen. When I didn’t. But when my 7 years younger sister admitted to it on accident days later? Do you think Michael got an apology??? Aww hells naw I did not!

[Michael ☘️🇺🇸 @RealtaDorchaPDX]

@EdwardAnthony63 @JayJosephVet Do I look like I give a fuck what DILLIGAF means??? 😎