Becky Petrany

Real Estate Broker, Certified Negotiation Expert with Keller Williams Premier Realty

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Client: U make a lot of money & U don't do much. That's nice!
Um...I've had 1 day off since NYE and I'm sick rn but okay. #RealEstate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Seller refuses to lower price, listing expires. They relist with a new agent $20k less, then use my photos. NOPE. #realestate #annoyed

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

The police just called me to tell me that there was a burglary at one of my listings and the bad guy was hiding in the shed... #realestate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Well, at least the house didn't have termites lol #realestate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Saw this guy at my first showing yesterday. #snakes at 8am, oh my! #realestate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Nothing like having a cop park in front of your open house to handle an issue with the neighbors...#realestate #bringonthebuyers

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Female Client: "I hate these light fixtures. It looks like a boob and a nipple."
Male Clent: "I like them!"
Lol #realestate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Got stung on the finger by a wasp while showing houses. Trying to play it cool. #ouch #real #realestate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Got a message from a handyman I use a lot. "Good night. Love you." It was meant for his daughter LOL. #Awkward #realestate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Slipped on the steps at a listing appt. Client grabbed my ankle and said 'not responsible for trips, slips and falls.' #realestate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Negotiated a contract Saturday. Got notice today that the buyers can't afford the payments. They were preapproved. #realestate #badlender

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Boo. Could have had 3 pending today, instead none worked out. Maybe I can still win our #MarchMadness #Villanova #realestate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

If a couple comes to my #OpenHouse with their parents and stays for an hour, can I expect an offer? #realestate #fingerscrossed

[National Association of REALTORS® @nardotrealtor]

4 out of 10 will bust their remodeling budget. Here's how not to be one of them https://t.co/dOkz1p0Blc @HouseLogic

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

I left my umbrella in a house I showed the other day. Showed the house again today. No umbrella =( #realestate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

Turns out her dad's girlfriend left her home alone and didn't tell her. #neighbors #realestate

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

A little girl came running from the house next door to the one I was showing. Barely dressed, screaming & crying. I'm thinking dead body...

[Becky Petrany @RealtorBeckyP]

I decided to start tweeting about funny/crazy/odd things I see working as a Realtor. I hope you enjoy my stories!