Maya

The Red Doge

[Maya @Reapermaya]

Download JourneyMap Mod http://t.co/8E98fuK36P via @minecraftexe1

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#CreatureOverdrive Meow

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#CreatureOverdrive I named my cat Sly just before he left the creatures. Maybe I should have named him Kootra...

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#CreatureOverdrive Meh

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"I sure wish they would have removed part of this game after development and then sold it to me as DLC." said no one ever.

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my shower = 30 mins

5 mins = wash and rinse body

25 mins = reflecting and deeply thinking about life, people and situations

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Do you ever feel like you're not friends with some of your friends?

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Retweeting a tweet because you're secretly sending someone a message...

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My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.

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Me: "I'm hungry."
Friend: "But you just ate."
Me:

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i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

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Sometimes, when I close my eyes… I can't see.

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Unlimited texting... with nobody to text

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I don’t really know where I stand in people’s lives... one minute they treat me like I’m someone special, then nothing the next.

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How people set the Alarm:

Others - "7AM"

Me - "6.30 AM, 6.45 AM, 6.50 AM, 6.55 AM, 7 AM."