Reassess Your Life

Just for those precious moments when we take a look around. Contemplate the terrible decisions we made the night before and say I need to reassess my life.

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“@GEARsofwar21: Just got my high score in snake 👏” your actually proud of that? Get a life, then reassess it.

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“@jayhudiak: Can I like, strip myself of my Catholicism?” #ReassessUrLife

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Yo this broke bitch SHAT HERSELF

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Sup fuckers any good stories?

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Stop tweeting like 30 times day fuckers get some substance in your tweets

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If you follow any of the I like girls etc. #ReassessYourLife that is somebody's daughter...somebody's really hot self-disrespecting daughter

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If you post sad shit on Facebook just to get likes #ReassessYourLife

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If you had the 64 pack with the sharpener in kindergarten don't even #ReassessYourLife just go fuck yourself muthafucka I had the 8 pack

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@slut_IT_up tell those cum gargling fuckers to choke on a dick...... Or simply to #ReassessYourLife

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@WhordenPolickme you have over 8000 tweets. #ReassessYourLife

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“@Laff_OutLoud: yoo nigga I had my own playoff hockey game to play in #dedication” gingers can't say nigga #fact #ReassessYourLife

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If you celebrate earth day #ReassessYourLife and stop bein such a tree hugger. Celebrating by throwing those 6 pack rings in the ocean UNCUT

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“@pghpenguins: Good morning #Pens fans. It's a great day for hockey!” #ReassessYourLife and sell your worthless organization dumb fuckers

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“@Laff_OutLoud: could have been at that game... da fuckkk” I don't even need to tell you to #ReassessYourLife you fucking dumb taint

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“@julousey: Woahhhh derrrrrre, you know what's uppp” I know shut up

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“@nickb52493: How can you waste that opportunity” tell em to #ReassessYourLife

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“@ZACHdepietro: Can i get a retweet” #ReassessYourLife attention whore!

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“@JayHudiak: This mood <” either #ReassessYourLife or cheer the hell up Charlie!

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“@m1ck_swagger: My mom used to get so mad when I got grass stains on my nice dress pants” she needs to #ReassessHerLife we need a childhood!

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If your gonna smoke weed tomorrow #ReassessYourLife ..lol jk drugs are cool! But really....avoid the white stuff...the drugs..not the people