Roly

🤠 Tejana // #956 //

♀️She/Her dude🚺 //

💜//☀️♈||🌙♍||⬆️♋ //💜

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

It was my birthday last week, and I was sitting in the breakroom at work when a younger coworker asked what my partner had gotten me. She already had her phone out, completely ready to see a picture of a designer bag, a massive $500 floral arrangement, or a viral-worthy dinner receipt.

I told her the truth: He spent his entire weekend covered in grease, replacing the alternator and brake pads on my car, and then he quietly paid off the remaining balance of my student loan that had been giving me rolling panic attacks for six months.

She gave me this deeply tragic, pitying look. “Oh. Well, that’s practical, I guess,” she said. “But you deserve to be spoiled. You know, the princess treatment. A man who really loves you wants to show you off, not just do chores. That's kind of the bare minimum.”

I just stared at her.

What she didn’t see was that for the last half of the year, I had been losing sleep, my hair was thinning from financial stress, and I was terrified to drive my car on the highway. My partner took his only two days off from his own grueling job, completely wrecked his hands under my hood, and drained his own savings, just to hand me back my peace of mind.

The internet has completely rotted our definition of romance. We have been brainwashed to believe that if a man isn't performing his love for an audience, buying things that look highly aesthetic on a TikTok reel, then he isn't doing enough.

We are out here casually calling a man's literal blood, sweat, and absolute financial sacrifice "the bare minimum" just because it doesn't come in a shiny box with a ribbon.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

It just doesn't feel like Christmas until you've dressed your Venus fly trap as Santa.

📹: https://t.co/grq05MEMt1

[𝙰𝚍𝚎𝚗 @ilyhaden]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[miiiiiike eaaaaatooooon @mike_is_eaton]

Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.

[sha @seungt0phyun]

youngbae calls his stylist “noona” even though he’s older than her, because since he started working young, he’s used to to think of people from staff as his noonas lol 💛 cute

[Roly @Reauxhli]

@seungt0phyun Hold up OMG and with a Selena shirt, I think my brain 💣

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

[Roly @Reauxhli]

AHHH FINALLY, and now to delete the app and never use it again.

[camila salinas @caaamileon]

“Don’t Beat Yourself Up”

Oil painting on canvas

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A study has shown that Skrillex's song 'Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites' reduced the number of mosquito bites among bugs exposed to the dubstep track

[Garco @garcoxgang]

This is so silly 😭 why they make a wig snatching tournament

[Dan, Accomplished Artificer @SweetestRads]

I have no idea who this character is but animating it's emotional breakdown is a diabolical way to guilt the producers

I support it

[Catholic Life @prayandfast2]

Just a reminder that Oreos are Catholic.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

EXCUSEEEE MEEE???

[Roly @Reauxhli]

@Ames2420 At my fair it was called starship 2000 it sometime like that and the outside was made to look like a ufo

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

when I order my wings spicy, this is what I mean

[Roly @Reauxhli]

Add me on Bluesky plz

https://t.co/Rtj5mtST86