♚ Momolisa

[♚ Reaux]

The Poltergeist of the Slayance

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

Okay, serious question. . .how do blind people know when to stop wiping?

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

Some of you bitches draw on y'all eyebrows & got it looking like Red's own from Angry Birds

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

Twitter is always notifying me of shit that has nothing to do with me

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

Niggas nowadays lie more than meteorologists

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

Why men gotta be the romantic ones on Valentines? Y'all females can't treat your man too? Shit.

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

When your mom is almost home & you just realized you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

When your mom is almost home & you just realized you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

"God really just be making anybody"

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

Family picture! #GuinnessIsLife

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

I think we all know it cannot snow here so why is this on the news?

[Ras Richie @veonard]

2017 and Gaston Browne is still talking about "the previous administration"

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

Just another day, nothing special

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

Good morning

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

*a

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

Anxiety is s bitch

[♚ Momolisa @Reauxpunzel]

Okay, really though, why they can't give the Trix rabbit some fucking Yogurt?

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

@FLOTUS @MichelleObama Once I see Melania's manufactured face on here...