rebecca bates

copy + content. meta, instagram, hearst, condé nast. words in other places too.

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

Five minutes ago Drew Barrymore approached my desk, touched my arm, handed me a copy of Flower Press, said "Happy Monday," walked away, and then I think my blood turned a different color.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

skelton, germany, 15th century

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@bartlebytaco @NormalGossip

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on red scare, @annakhachiyan roasted “girls who read ‘i love dick’ on the train in 2015,” and i burst into flames.

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

@GracieWiener this is similar in spirit to the same two people viewing me on linkedin once a week.

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

@graceclarke these toys were advertised to me today, and i gasped in public.

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

my husband every day

[Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys]

But, among all the beauties there, my wife was thought the greatest.

[Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @PP_Rubens]

Giovanni & Giovanna, swearing a vow (tho probably not of marriage) & painted in 1434 by the incomparable Jan van Eyck. Today is his day.

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

@marinaweiss I use y'all! I am from Houston, so I come by it honestly.

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

young men today are not okay. they’re lonely. they’re alienated. they’re not having sex. women don’t even want to talk to them. worst of all, they’re writing hundreds of sonnets, madrigals, dizains, and canzoni about it

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

my two-year-old is really into kiki’s delivery service right now, which means she will be an entrepreneur.

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

@AbbeyMaxbauer abbey noooooo

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

love to see friends hyping each other up

[Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys]

My dear friend Mr. Fuller of Twickenham and I dined alone at the Sun Tavern, where he told me how he had the grant of being Dean of St. Patrick’s, in Ireland; and I told him my condition, and both rejoiced one for another.

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

@JeSuisBebby Did you ever read Haints Stay? That one is wild.

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

@evanlaffer @JeSuisBebby I *loved* this one.

[Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @PP_Rubens]

Teaser: whose lemons?

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

wake up babe, new aesthetic just dropped

[rebecca bates @Rebecca_Bates]

today my newsletter is back with a short story about parties and their consequences. can't wait for *YOU* to read it. https://t.co/bywo6lgF9b

[han @bitethehan]

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters