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My new favorite goodbye to dropping off the friends that asked me to drive them to the airport. Yelling *as they approach the entrance doors “Were proud of you, you’re going to kill it in rehab!”

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Love that we are in our third year of our two week lockdown

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My Instagram ads have started to add egg freezing. Thanks for reminding me I'm 31 and single Instagram. What would I do without ya?

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I swear every Mexican party is like 200 ppl

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There’s so much cake on the roof, where’s Steve Aoki?!

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@jackharlow gives me @lildickytweets vibes & I fux wit it 🥵

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I’m hoping by the time the IRS audits me, I’ll be married and my husband can handle it.

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Grabs 35 dollar item at Ultra.
*checks out
Cashier: that’s 457 dollars

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The story of POG

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Wtf did we just read? https://t.co/yX9vbzzsUv

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@realoverheardla “yeah is my dad kinda owns Catalina, like the island. We aren't on speaking terms but I'm trying to work my mom for a weekend, we should totally check it out.”
“Yeahhh, where's the restroom at”

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California drivers are honey badgers!

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Why doesn't the dollar store have music? The silence made these savings feel depressing

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I just realized if I get married I have to SHARE MY BED!!!

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Starting a business has been one of the hardest rollercoasters, and I don’t even feel like we’ve hit the tracks. 🥺 A sleepless night ahead.

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Never pre-workout and argue.

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My dog has zero loyalty. I’m pretty sure he loves me immensely, but that’s parallel to the reminders he gives me that he will leave me at any second

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Do you know who makes me feel disgusting & old, bubba sparks

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I’ve seen what I needed to see, immediately no. Dating apps deleted

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Update: nope just another carnival of red flags

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Did I just find my person?

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Big tittles even bigger heart