Rebel L Hoffman

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

You’re looking at 47, baby!

[Dora Trevino Conde @doralicia1970]

Hey, @MayorGalvin: word has reached Texas that you’re an asshole. There is nothing more important than education.
#wordgetsaround #payyourteachers #dontbeanasshole

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

Hey, @MayorGalvin: I’ve heard you’re an asshole all the way from California.
#wordgetsaround #payyourteachers

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@mariana057 I tell them when I’m leaving the room! And if I’m coming back or going downstairs. If I’m leaving the house, I tell them “no boys over!”

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@gtconway3d Only because I neglected to notice. It’s private now…

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@starfocus I would totally buy one of these!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@starfocus That’s an east coast rabbit, all right! They have smaller ears. (Than west coast rabbits)

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@starfocus That first letter is supposed to be “Gl”

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@FLOTUS I’m so sorry for your loss

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@starfocus I present to you: the Radicchio bird!

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@starfocus In Massachusetts right now! I’ll try to get a recording for you!

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@sockpenny That sounds like feedback..

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@jaketapper Misogyny & sugar consumption

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@chrissyteigen I am so fucking sorry for your loss. I’ve never had a child- I can only imagine your pain, but what I imagine makes me cry real tears. I’m so sorry.

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@dog_rates That dog belongs to Barbara Millicent Roberts

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@realDonaldTrump 🤮

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@reedandersonsex That’s beautiful

[Rebel L Hoffman @RebelLHoffman]

@gabrielzamora Sal and Dean