Rebel Red

i’m rebel red, Middle Sister Wines' official spokeschick. follow me for your daily dose of snark. #wine #humor #middlesister

[Rebel Red @RebelRedMS]

You can find us right in the middle.

[Rebel Red @RebelRedMS]

Life is short, eat the ice cream.

[Rebel Red @RebelRedMS]

Seriously though, is there an app for that? Our friend wants to know...

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So far the 3-month trial isn't living up to our expectations.

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There is no rush quite like canceling plans.

[Rebel Red @RebelRedMS]

Dear bank account, sorry in advance.

[Rebel Red @RebelRedMS]

If guac can be extra, so can I.

[Rebel Red @RebelRedMS]

Let us all take a moment of silence for everything green wilting in the refrigerator.

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Sorry, not sorry.

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Also accepting future all-inclusive vacations.

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Aged to perfection and always on the verge of a meltdown.

[Rebel Red @RebelRedMS]

Please do not contact me unless you're sending a meme.

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Hear, hear!

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Get yourself a friend that says, "That sounds like a terrible idea...I'm on my way".

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50% off Valentine's candy—but make it fancy.

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@nikhewitt @MoniqueElwell @alizasherman @Karen_Woodward @ShelliMartineau 11 years! We are impressed with ourselves tbh.

[Rebel Red @RebelRedMS]

There's no "WE" in Valentine's, but there is an I.

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More like my last clean pair of leggings and a coupon for a free back-rub.

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Seriously though, I'm already in my night time sweatpants.

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It's called solidarity.