Anaximander

Just your friendly, delusional, RADical centrist retard.

[Anaximander @RebisRebus]

@PerryALPHA I see that big box of serviceable plastic cutlery. Clearly a man who is down with valuetown.

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Fatherhood strips the paint off every man alive, all that enduring self mythology you carved out for yourself over decades of living, that entire carefully manicured persona gone in six months because a child does not care who you think you are. a child cares what you do when you think no one is looking, and someone is always looking now. your son will learn what you are not from your words but from watching your face when his mother is talking, from how you sit when you're tired, from whether you get up anyway. and if what he finds there is weakness he will know it with the same dumb immediate certainty that an animal knows rain is coming

[Anaximander @RebisRebus]

@PerryALPHA King shit. 💩

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

"I came from Greece, I have a thirst for knowledge. I studied equine sculpture at Ithaca college"

-Odysseus in the new Odyssey movie

[Anaximander @RebisRebus]

@TheGloriousLion I can change diapers AND sabatoge my local borough council to usurp power.

[Anaximander @RebisRebus]

@PerryALPHA Putin is just vibin. Living in the moment.

[Anaximander @RebisRebus]

@FuckKoroks The final frontier.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Christopher Nolan expects audiences to believe this trip lasted 10 years

[Anaximander @RebisRebus]

@shagbark_hick Weeeeeeeeeeeee. :3

[Immortalis @drGraecoroman]

"This plague was a catastrophe."

"Indeed sir. Lord have mercy."

"I seems our Age of Late Antiquity is collapsing."

"What now, Imperator?"

"Anything is possible. We are entering an intermediate age."

"Somthing like a Middle Age sir?"

"Exactly".

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

My politics are whatever this is.

[enabuns @EnaBuns]

I'll love him forever 💙

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Trojan is actually a really bad name for a condom company, implies they’re gonna sneak your boys in there

[Anaximander @RebisRebus]

@wil_da_beast630 It dilutes the talent big time. Women who made it in the workforce or owned thier own businesses before that were far less numerous but they were the genuine article.

[Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸 @ING2Firebrand]

“His name is Jimothy. He’s a raccoon but he looks like he’s retarded or something. Kathy Hochul is tracking him down as we speak. You’ve got to move fast or this will be Peanut all over again.”

[Anaximander @RebisRebus]

@bluewdrift Yeah baby

[aether @bluewdrift]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist.
If you're an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don't make everything a matter of life and death.