“Premier League corrupt as fuck” sing the Villa fans, as Gillet fails to call a clear penalty on Bruno, doesn’t send off the overweight thug in their midfield, and pulls 10 mins of injury time out his arse. Not the brightest bunch, are they?
[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?
[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life
[joe rogan] wow
Martinelli, Trossard, Jesus, Vieira, Norgaard, Nelson, Kiwior all out of the club. We are going to have about £100m from player sales and about £850k/week off the annual wage bill.
Probably the best summer we have had from an “outgoings” perspective.
@AJ__SR7 Ødegaard has been much better than Foden in 2026.
Eze absolutely hangs at this level as well. Remembering how everyone rated him and Arsenal fans were on their knees for us to sign him. It was a massive coup. Expect more from him this season.
Tzolis also looking promising.
🚨 Al-Hilal finalising agreement with Arsenal to sign Gabriel Martinelli. Deal for 25yo winger #AFC-record €70m fixed; no bonuses. Brazil intl set to travel on Tuesday to take #AlHilal medical & complete move on 4yr contract. W/ @gunnerblog@TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DX0FmTEFoh
Our Brazilian fenomeno, Gabriel Martinelli.
Thank you for everything, our Premier League Champion.
Your name is forever etched in the history of this football club.
🚨🔵⚪️ BREAKING: Gabriel Martinelli to Al Hilal, here we go! Verbal agreement done for fee over €65m add-ons included.
Martinelli will sign a long term deal as he just had authorization to travel in 24h.
Watkins + Martinelli, plan confirmed.
Deal agreed - @MatteMoretto. 🫱🏻🫲🏼🇧🇷