Chad

Will be da best one day

[Chad @Reclutched]

@thislouisguy it looks like he got scared LOL then they stopped and its a tourny no stop fuckin hilarious

[𝐿𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝒱 🌹 @V_Lady2024]

I’ve never had egg salad ! May try this one

[d0nut2x (alt) @d0nutalt]

Turning Point 2

The exact moment Dead End realises they are nothing but stepping stones in a battle between gods, perfectly setting up the core conflict of the entire series

The craziest part? The anime hasn't even scratched the surface yet. The true scale of what's coming is far beyond anything anime-onlies could possibly anticipate right now

man, i absolutely cannot wait for their re-match to get animated, we are almost there...

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Jiri Prochazka bathing his entire body in stinging nettles last night 😭

“All night body tingling, but the next day, feel cleansed and reborn.”

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

wanting intimacy but refusing to participate in hookup culture because i'm only sexually attracted whenn i'm emotionally attached to someone is its own hell

[RT @RT_com]

Sucker punch TWICE after middle finger in NASTIEST MMA faceoff

[ciel @megumeovv]

i’m 26 and i haven’t been in a relationship in my 20s at all am i the problem

[julii- @ulianpuyy]

Baru tau di jepang ini tuh wajib di stock 😭😭

Adikku sering sariawan, tempel ini malam besoknya udah sembuh TOTAL 🥹

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i used to live alone when i was a young bachelor... no real friends, no girlfriend, no partying, no clubbing.

just me, by myself, growing in silence and compounding wealth. at first, it felt like peace to me but deep down, it was chaos i battled every single day.

walking around my apartment, i longed for someone to talk to. waking up, i wished there was someone beside me. cooking, i wanted someone to share a meal with. watching football, i wanted to scream GOOAAALL with people by my side but there was no one.

yes, i had money but i felt really lonely and depressed.

truly, no amount of self love, hustle or self improvement can replace the simple human need to be seen, heard and valued. introversion or staying alone, if left unchecked, can kill slowly. my depression only started lifting when i began going out more and building real connections.

[Mike Baller(Ø,G)🇱🇷 @bigball_mike]

New fear unlocked : Space mouth🥶🥶🔥😧

[Earth @earthcurated]

The Conehead Praying Mantis probably the craziest insect you have seen all day! | photo by Marta Albareda

[limitlesstack @limitlesstack]

tired of caffeine. not ready for cocaine?

that would be modafinil.

used by:
- US military for 40 hour combat operations
- NASA astronauts on the ISS
- surgeons before 12 hour operations
- heads of state

and you:
- enhanced executive function
- improved decision making
- increased concentration
- better memory recall
- 12 hours of focus

US domestic modafinil:
https://t.co/v63uOpzSzE

US domestic armodafinil:
https://t.co/JJnr45ACP2

not medical advice.

[𝕁𝕁 @marsfirelight]

i think some people misunderstand what early dating is for.

you’re not supposed to be planning a future with someone you just met.

early dating is just a series of
“do i want to talk to you?”
“do i want to see you?”
“do i feel good in your energy?”

that’s it.

not “could this be my person?”
not “where is this going?”
not “do i want to build a life together?”

just… “do i actually want more time with them?”

chemistry is easy.
it shows up fast.

compatibility is the long game.
that takes time you can’t rush.

and if you realize they’re not for you?
good.

that means dating is working.

look, not every connection is meant to go somewhere.

you can like someone
enjoy being around them
even care about them
and still not choose them.

because wanting a relationship isn’t enough to force one.

things either come together naturally
when you’re aligned
and both showing up
or they simply won’t.

that’s the difference.

and before all of that…
they still have to make the cut first.
that part’s up to you.

[CyrilXBT @cyrilXBT]

INSTEAD OF WATCHING NETFLIX TONIGHT.

Spend 1 hour with this.

A Bloomberg Terminal lecture that teaches you more about how markets actually work than a 2 month internship at Goldman Sachs or JPMorgan.

The people who watch this tonight will understand something most traders spend years figuring out.

Completely free.

Bookmark this before you scroll past it.

[Chad @Reclutched]

@hiyori_reishi_ My cats will just knock it over is that bad luck

[𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐳𝐞 @wayze187]

My girlfriend asked to do a 69 before

I said, “whats that?” She said, “lay down and I’ll show you,” so she went to squat over my face.

As she did, she farted and jumped up and said, “sorry,” and then tried again. She then farted a second time.

With that, I jumped up and said, “I’m off, I’m fvcked if I’m hanging around for another 67 of them.”

[Mysteries @LOTM_WORLD]

⏳️ EPISODE OF THE YEAR ⏳️

[Kuro @theGuy767]

Eu acho que eu nunca acompanhei uma temporada com tanto gosto assim