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[Mike @Recon_Para]

@EliasToufexis While unlikely that you'd know in this specific instance, if the script calls for the ol' "put a round in the chamber even though you've already drawn your weapon" Hollywood stuff would an actor be able to overrule that call? James Caan was already a name, would he be able to?

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@missjessyjess Keep your head up, we'll still pull for you on the other side of this.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@jakeryan2112 Agreed, the 37th annual Return to Glory™ campaign will definitely come true and not be a disappointment as all the others have. I think it is statistically impossible for Notre Dame not to win a national title this year and I can't wait.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@BadAstronomer Not even a word about the victims of The Ganymede Incident given to you by your PR department? Amazing how Inners consider themselves humanitarians but conveniently don't consider Belters to be human.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@Roxyfighter Pay a kid $20 in advance so that you can pretend to choke them out after speaking without being called upon. The other kids won't know it was a plant and then none of them will dare run afoul of you. I've got other tips if you need them, let me know. Best of luck!

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@shootermcgavin Those events took place closer to three decades ago than two. Not a good look to be so petty over something that far in the past. Grow up, @shootermcgavin.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@AnneMcCarthy @nickmangold @seventyfourBBQ @NYRangers @TheGarden I subscribed to @twistedhistory and will give it a listen after learning that you're a good person, that you are a Rangers fan.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@BadAstronomer Lame that you'd pretend to be excited over a sanitized photo. Why are you shamelessly participating in the cover up of the protomolecule's existence? Are you being bankrolled by Jules-Pierre Mao?

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@jessicaevileye Could you please give Sandy Alomar Jr., Carlos Baerga Kenny Lofton, Manny Ramirez, Jim Thome, and Omar Vizquel magical elixirs of youth with John Hart back as GM? Also, have the players be willing to sign for the league minimum? Please? That is "anything," so thanks in advance!

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@PFTCommenter "AWLs, I've just used all my ammunition. I'm going to ram. Good bye. See you in Valhalla." - PFT

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@victoriaj413 @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter Congrats! Hope you produce a future @TheLowmanTrophy winner. The world needs more fullbacks.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@PardonMyTake @BKoepka Oh Blake, what is going on here? We've really got to talk about those tips. We're only saying these things because we care, please believe us.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@MeganA_mma Congrats, so happy for you!

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@Ianfitzespn @ESPNRadio Columbus here.

I never heard it while you were in Columbus, only years later.

That story, and the one about the The Look™ you received following floating the idea of shooting a flare into the sky should be saved in the Library of Congress for future generations.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@jessicaevileye "Your time is my time, we've talked about this and it isn't changing."

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@Roxyfighter I will, but only if you answer on "creamy or crunchy." Alright, I just did anyways but that means you're now morally obligated to answer this vitally important question.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@FN_BOOT Looks like his arm just needs a fresh sock and a canteen of warm water.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@sayhibobbi Not that I know you or vice versa, but keep doing what you're doing as long as it makes you happy.

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@Wizards_DnD @SAghdashloo for Heisman!

[Mike @Recon_Para]

@Roxyfighter Maybe you've already done it to death and you're sick of it but maybe anime in MMA? Not my thing but try and talk to @stylebender and @MeganA_mma about it? It is always neat to see world class fighters shamelessly geek out on other topics.