STAFF ROOM
Teacher: England, what are your expectations?
England: This is our year sir.
Teacher: Excellent.
See me after the quarter-finals.
Teacher: 10 days until exams begin.
England: This is our year sir.
Teacher: You haven't even entered the examination hall.
#WORLDCUP
PREMIER LEAGUE STAFF ROOM
Attention all rival fans.
Your 2026/27 timetable is now available.
October:
Arsenal play boring football.
November:
This league is not over.
January:
If Arsenal lose all their remaining games...
March:
Let so and so save football by beating Arsenal
Remember when Arsenal were the joke?
Now rival fans need us to lose a Champions League final on penalties just to enjoy their season.
What a turnaround. 👏🏾
🗣️ Declan Rice to TNT on losing the #UCL Final. "It's a lottery. Some of the best teams ever have lost on penalties in finals, and we were on the receiving end.
"We win and lose together, and I am so proud of these boys. What a season! I am gutted, but trying to keep a little perspective of where we started in July and where we are now. We'll be back.
"[On Gabriel and Eze], we love them and we are with them. It happens in football. They won't be the last players to miss penalties in finals, and without those two we wouldn't have won the Premier League.
"Gabriel, I have run out of words for him as a player and with Eze, he's got crucial goals for us this season. It's cruel, but we'll take the positives and keep going."