Recruit Roast

Roasting HS, college & NFL football recruits. Stars don’t save you here. 🔥 DM for submissions.

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@beachbumzPCB So interesting to think about!

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Tebow seriously considered Alabama before choosing Florida. Imagine Tebow playing for Nick Saban instead of becoming a Gators legend.

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@Commanders @TheTerry_25 When the Taco Bell parasite hit.

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@steelers @AaronRodgers12 @jalenramsey Training camp sponsored by Life Alert.

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@steelers @AaronRodgers12 @jalenramsey Pittsburgh collecting players with AARP eligibility.

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@MLFootball @RamsHowse @RamblinFan @vinceayg_ @vountee @captainseahawk @thewaynebreezie @Kyle_Odegard @49ersSpin @AB84 Bro on some “Silence of the Rams” shii.

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@MLFootball “Encyclopedia Salesman”… hell nah bruh. because he’s white? 😭

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@ExpoRecruits Wiz Khalifa can ball?

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@No3sports @tblack

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@steelers @_TJWatt Bro built like the Terrible Towel rack.

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@BarstoolBigCat Lookin like them Michigans.

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@Coach_Yac George Pickens.

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Michigan dropped the Velveeta 11s.

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First look at the maize gear for @UMichFootball this year 👀

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@BussinWTB @UMichFootball Michigan dropped the Velveeta 11s.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Bro paid the signing bonus before she committed.

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@nypost @AllbrightNFL Bro on some “Silence of the Rams” shii.

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@Commanders @JayD__5 Commanders got bro filming a Temu Game of Thrones trailer.

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@fashion_nfl Coming soon.

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What if? Cam Newton nearly chose Mississippi State after junior college before signing with Auburn and producing one of the greatest seasons ever.

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@ShayTweetedThat The man ain’t worried about November.