Life of a Recruiter

Just a wayward recruiter, tweeting truths from inside the industry | Most tweets are #ironic, #serious tweets labelled as such | #RecruitmentLife

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Thanks for the follow @nicholaspatten

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Recruitment Lie #2: We haven't received your CV.

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Recruitment Lie #1: We read all CVs we receive.

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This is the typeface we use at work.. http://t.co/XKxjGPJ7Iw

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“@tommygilchrist: Are you an SME? Make room, your time has passed. MSEs are on the move.. #China” much like popular capitalism in the 80s

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Hello @JamesTorkington, owner of @first2group. #recruitment

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Recruitment - the worst industry in the world?

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@greg_savage @VixJones I'm sure you are discrete when needed.. but surely in this instance you mean discreet?

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Do Beatrice and Eugenie deliberately chose awful hats for these occasions? #coronation

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So #briantherobot is probably the worst branding I've seen. Wonder who at http://t.co/6NmDsirAVp is going to get fired over this.

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#Recruitment Consultant | Looking for new role | GBP 30k + OTE | Will relocate

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#Recruitment Consultant | Looking for new role | GBP 30k + OTE | Will relocate

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If it were me, I wouldn't hire any of those egotistical fuckwits on the #apprentice2013 #justsaying

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God I really hate foreigners. Some ropey European bird sobbing her eyes out all over my carrot cake.

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Spending today training a new starter instead of my actual work because my manager couldn't be bothered to come in #RecruitmentLife

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No Internet at work today - could be an interesting one..

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Dear shit candidates, stop applying to my jobs. I don't have positions for gardeners, travel agents or bricklayers. #RecruitmentLife

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Loving Pat Sharp on Never Mind the Buzzcocks!

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Don't understand the fuss of Kamala Harris - can men not compliment you womenfolk now? Better to call her an ugly skank? #kamalagate