NoContextRecruitment

My opinions are always right, that’s a fact.

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

Absolute fucking rocket that. Screamer! Nearly broke the net with that one ....

[MCWFC Xtra @MCWFCXtra]

🚀 @keira_walsh loves to score a screamer

@ManCity | #MCFC | #ManCity

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

Already done £80k this month. Troubled times? Fuck off, you’re all just shit recruiters. Time for a drink.

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

Just on-boarded a new girl remotely. Turns out, she loves horses.

Fucked it.

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

Right, my consultants didn’t turn up for there 5 daily video update calls. You know the score.

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

If you make videos via TikTok, you’re a certified cunt. Nonce city.

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

🔙🔜👬

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

Just done another deal! Let me just video myself ringing a ‘bell’.... 🛎🔚

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

😴😴Get. In. The. Bin.😴😴

[Wray and Niece @karibbean2]

Uni students have actually been neglected in this crisis

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

@BarringtonJames #ButOurDirectorsAreInTheOfficeMonitoringPerformance

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

@RecCommando Love it! PS your herb collection is clinically satisfying

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

G&T at 8am on a Friday? #workingfromhome

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

brah recruiters STILL heavy on the dms these mfs dont pause for anything

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

Someone caught me slipping .... #ToiletPaperPanic

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

@ClaireTheRec Some local firms are taking on experienced consultants I heard? 👀

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

Management: Right, we don’t have choice. Everyone has to work from home. Boris has set the tone.

Consultant: Happy days!

Management: *Puts 5 reoccurring video update calls in the diary*

#MicroManagement

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

Just managed to close a $42,000 deal despite these shit times, happy fucking days!

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

@TheRecDirector Send them in! Decent recruiters don’t get ill, right?

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@RecCommando 😏

[NoContextRecruitment @RecruitmentNo]

Management: Right, the government are saying people ‘may’ need to work from home.

Consultant: Great, do you have a laptop I can use then?

Management: No, we want people in the office. Therefore if you want to work from home you need to carry your desktop home.

Consultant: