mischevious jim

full time imp

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

Swear to god if I have to organise another surprise party it’s going to be a surprise funeral

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

There are like 30-50 poo cart drivers in the gym this morning, in full sanitation gear, I’m fascinated

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

Forgot my headphones so rawdogging the gym music 2/10 do not recommend

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

I have forgotten and reheated the same cup of tea no less than five times today

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

Love doing my bit for the environment (buying reduced to clear food then forgetting about it and throwing it out a week later)

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

Rosemary is such a formal herb

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

I am cured

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

Bout to dump my fat lil’ ass in the sea for my ✨mental wellbeing✨

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

6am is an insane time to start the day

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

Of course the one night I try and get an early night is the night that the AURORA BOREALIS is visible from Guernsey

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

@indibunni Frightening news, you’re already there

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

Is there an Italian version called Cigarettes and Aperol?

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

they made him... rippley

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

This idiot made focaccia to last the next few days but genuinely might eat the whole thing now

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

Built different.

Built to grow old on a porch somewhere out West.

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

The insane difference of delivery time from ordering to the Uk and ordering to Guernsey, genuinely mind boggling

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

Love looking at other peoples group photos like yes what an excellent collection of creatures and fiends you’ve acclustered

[mischevious jim @RedAndHomeless]

90% of my mental health could be saved if they added actual buttons to induction hobs instead of those stupid baby touchscreens that explode if there’s water within 10 feet of them