RedBearTenBeers

Waylon, Bologna Phil, Shit Break, Red Bear. If you know him, then you know.

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Its tough to wipe when your ass is on fire.

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Here's a headline: Disgraced cop fired for allegedly giving homeless man a poop sandwich. Now I'm going to have to read the article.

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… because I don’t know shit about shit.

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This illness that I’ve had has affected the weakest part of my body. My brain.

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I was in the bathroom earlier, taking a shit, and then I wiped my ass and my lat cramped up.

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I would definitely buy license plate screws on Temu if I could.

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Chuck Schumer is a Jew? I didn’t know that.

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You gonna pour one out for your dead homie?

Dick Cheney

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Nothing screams "I'm a idiot" quite like standing outside protesting, with a sign that says hands off my medicaid, with your mask on.

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I saw that guy the other day on his bike listening to that song Pink Pony Club. Have you ever heard that song? I cant believe that's a real song. Its this song right here...I'm embarrassed to be be listening to it. That guy was listening to that song at max volume.

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It bothers me because I’m not the best critical thinker, so if I’m criticizing you on your critical thinking skills, it’s bad.

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Went to Sam’s Club and hammered two big ol’ pizzas. Not the end of the world: here you guys go shop and I’m gonna sit here and eat pizza.

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Yeah that’s a game that needs to be played more of by kids today. Smear the queer. That game kinda fell of the face of the earth

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We are dealing with an airhead I’m afraid. I mean, when you take the time to hook up the Bluetooth and immediately throw on the Justin Timberlake, I’m going to judge you.

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Forgot about that corn salad I ate yesterday

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You know what he looks like? He looks like one of those hot dog GIF's with a face.

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Im just waiting for Tesla to make an ass wiping robot. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

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That will be a dream come true. Then that dingdong that came in here asking for business, and then didn’t seem very hungry when I tried to send him business, can suck a fart out of my ass.

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The way technology moves today, we’re not that far off from me getting home and saying hi to my robot.

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So, this fantasy league that I’m in… I dont know most of the people in it but my name is “ Hugh Mongus” and my picture is a hairy asshole zoomed way up.