@TheBull51 and I bumped into 12Pack from I Love NY at a Jets game when we were 13 and thought he was cool cuz we were fucking losers and asked him for a picture. He said he didn’t take pictures with dudes and walked away, so we hung out with Tara Reid.
@chirpychaz7 1B. Neal Peart
2B. Crazy Steve from iCarly
SS. Fred!
3B. Randy Johnson
LF. Joe Rogan
CF. “Look at all those chickens” girl
RF. Seabiscuit
C. Mike Piaza
P. Kenny Powers