Gingeraffe 🦒

gay, tired, and probably too old for Twitter

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

When I said I wanted to be fucked, I didn’t mean by life.

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

My twitter is just going to become me quote tweeting this tweet every year.

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

How high am I?

I just packed a bag full of snacks to take into the shower with me.

[Nutrien Ag Solutions @NutrienAgRetail]

may 9 weather event https://t.co/QALiSypSEU

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

@Angryblackyouth It never fails to make me laugh every year when it comes back to my timeline 😂 a true classic lmao

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

@Angryblackyouth here we are again. Me, you, and this picture.

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

@Angryblackyouth guess who’s back back back, back again 😏

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

Back from my Twitter hiatus just to remind everyone of this.

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

How high am I?

I just packed a bag full of snacks to take into the shower with me.

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

@Maybe_Im_Cody Seriously 😅

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

Someone just told me that being gay isn’t a good way to get a man to like me and I… I just don’t have words anymore?

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

@FightingIrish @NDTheLeprechaun Okay but imagine your calves looking THAT good in socks??? Wow.

[Chris Vanderveen (yep…me) @chrisvanderveen]

As Denver metro area counties bring back mask mandates…

…please try to remember…

…the people working in grocery stores and restaurants and lots of other businesses…

…did NOT pass the order and don’t get paid nearly enough to get yelled at by an adult acting like a child.

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

IF SIX LACK WANTED HIS NAME TO BE BLACK HE WOULDVE SPELT IT THAT WAY. THANK YOU.

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

@weranwithwolves @findingfletcher Okay but I live in Denver can I come 🥺

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

I’m not saying Adele knew I would be going through a breakup right when she dropped her new song but like… seems like an ~interesting~ coincidence 😅

[Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses]

The anxious person in your life would like to tell you, "I'm sorry." Not for anything in particular, just preventatively.

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

I had a bad day yesterday so I took myself to @Starbucks this morning. And then promptly spilled my EXTRA hot coffee all over my body 🥲 what even is this week

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

Another year with no sex on this day. I hate it here.

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

It's national sex day and just like on this day every year I'm not having sex. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

If one more hot lesbian passes me up because she thinks I’m straight I think I might just end it all

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

@Angryblackyouth Lmao it’s a real treasure I feel like 😂

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

@Angryblackyouth guess who’s back back back, back again 😏

[Gingeraffe 🦒 @RedBritani]

@Angryblackyouth here to remind you again cause... wow 😂

[E. Alex Jung (probably) @e_alexjung]

now do the rest of them