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[Red Marble @RedChids]

@ChrisTetteyc84 @ShadrackAmonooC Exactly. Just like they killed Okocha, Ronaldinho, Ben Arfa, Adel Taarabt, Cristiano, and more recently, Cherki (amongst dozens of others).

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Despite Three Years of Tinubu's Food Emergency, Nigeria hungriest ranking index declined to among the worst nations globally.

In celebrating his supposed successful three years in office, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu listed some achievements in the agricultural sector, firstly, his declaration of emergency on food security in July 2023, followed by the acquisition of 2,000 tractors and 9,000 farming implements, stated as Nigeria's largest agricultural mechanisation programme.

Yet the outcome of this has been the opposite. Nigeria's hunger index has worsened significantly. Nigeria's hunger index ranking was 103rd out of 123 countries surveyed in 2022/2023, and this figure had since worsened to 115th out of 123 countries surveyed in 2025/2026. Consequently, Nigeria is now classified among the world's most hungry or food-insecure nations in the world, with the World Bank forecasting that 33 million Nigerians could experience severe hunger.

In fact, Nigeria has the highest number of hungry people in the world.

I have always maintained that Nigeria have no reason to be seen among the hungriest nations in the world when we have fast, uncultivated land in the north, which is our greatest asset today.

We must transparently invest in Agricultural production, which will guarantee food security, but create huge employment.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Valuetainment @valuetainment]

Uber Released Their Top 10 Most Unique Items Left Behind:

1. Dentures with 2 teeth
2. Breast milk
3. Human hair
4. Donny Osmond group picture
5. Ankle monitor
6. 420 donuts
7. George Washington hospital discharge papers
8. Sack of marbles
9. Oxygen tank
10. Gold mouth grillz

[Sparky 💊🔪 @Sparkpoodle1]

A Bible verse about hospitality is not the same as wearing BDSM gear in front of kids Sean

[Red Cartel Era @RedCartelHQ]

Even Burnley would win a treble with 115 assists 😭

[Adeyemi of Eruwa 🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Adeyemi_AFC]

Ødegaard worst season.

Bruno Fernandes best season of his career.

Yet Ødegaard still has more open-play assists for club and country.

Funny how narratives work.

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

He adopted her from a third world shit hole, allowed her every possible privilege in life and this is the thanks he gets.

There is a lesson in this.

[Kelewele Joint 🍟 @Ankamagyimi___]

Arsenal is celebrating a trophy and they’re celebrating a game.

Thank you Mikel Arteta, you changed my life

[Mo @Mo_Arsenal9]

We're not Manchester United.

[Big Willy @Salibasexual02]

You can’t troll Saka with Palmer anymore.

That ended when Thomas Tuchel decided that an unfit Saka is a better option than a fully fit Palmer for the World Cup.

Debate over, and I’m even looking at you Phil Foden.

We have a winner.

[Uniteddays🇾🇪 @UnitedDays99]

🚨 PEP’S FLOPS COST MANCHESTER CITY £856.3 MILLION 🚨

❌ Jack Grealish — £100m flop
❌ Joško Gvardiol — £90m flop
❌ Omar Marmoush — £90m flop
❌ Nico González — £70m flop
❌ Tijjani Reijnders — £65m flop
❌ Kalvin Phillips — £60m flop
❌ Savinho — £50m flop
❌ Rayan Aït-Nouri — £40m flop
❌ James Trafford — £35m flop
❌ Vitor Reis — £35m flop
❌ Benjamin Mendy — £52m flop
❌ Claudio Bravo — £17m Flop
❌ Nolito — £13.8m Flop
❌ Danilo — £26.5m Flop
❌ Matheus Nunes — £53m Flop
❌ João Cancelo — £60m Flop

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

🚨 Breaking: Iran was just given a 2-day ultimatum to reach a deal.

If they fail to do so in 2 days, the consequences are clear: they will have another 2 weeks. Or 2 months.

[Zoya ★ @RealZoya1]

Yemen - New Weapon
ISRAEL IS FUCKED

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

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[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

I’d say true injustice would be admitting to drugging and robbing men and never going to jail for it

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In a Japanese zoo, the gorilla Kiyomasa gets into a fight with his mate and she kicks him out of their den.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

A good woman doesn't seek attention from other men,

Move on, bro

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

I’m joking but if I was almost assassinated twice I’d probably walk in zig zag for the rest of my life LMFAOO