@aphroditus4@ElmoIsNowGod I am not the RL counter-revolutionary CPUSA. Contrary to popular belief, the CPUSA nowadays uses more of an FBI impression than NKVD. What do you need.
Glad to announce the death of Omar Bradley. His rogue army in the Midwest terrorized USSA supply lines for nearly two years before the C.I.A. managed to track and take him out, causing his army to scatter.
This election day, say NO to two party politics
Say NO to endorsing the corrupt politics of the south on a national scale
Say NO to imperialism abroad and discrimination at home.
Say NO to wage slavery and Jim Crow
Stand together, and vote YES for Jack Reed and the CSA!
First we have another British guy gut socialism and declare himself a god-emporer, then the national French restore a monarchy that has been dead for centuries. I thought we were past this?
Will Europe please stop electing bourgeoisie social-rectionaries with fetishes for military uniforms? England, France, Spain... all those revolutions lost...
Today, we remember Sen Katayama, a good friend of ours at the CSA since the beginnings of the IWW. He was murdered in Japan by right-wing militarists scarred of his recent electoral victory. His comrades march on, and the fight for the working man will succeed!
W.Z. Foster has been demoted for not backing up Comrade Dillinger when he correctly stated he had never been in Watalusha, IL on the 23rd of August, 1931, the day of the Wells Fargo robbery.
FBI agents, please stop following me. I swear I've never travelled with a false passport and Dillinger has told you however many times he hasn't robbed a Wells Fargo...
Now comrades Earl Browder and John Dillinger have been invited to Havana to speak with Chairman Mella, very cool! We hope the communist regime in Cuba can work alongside the CPUSA!