Muttley Speaks 🇬🇧🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈✝️🇮🇷🇺🇦🇮🇱➡️

Film, TV, videogame and politics enthusiast
World's least boring centrist,
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[Muttley Speaks 🇬🇧🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈✝️🇮🇷🇺🇦🇮🇱➡️ @RedDevil69420_]

I will make the positive change in my life. I will ask to see friemds more, try go out more and make sure im not scared in my own home. And if i mess up or dont do it, i will confess online.

(Im not in an abusive relationship, just never had much independence from parents)

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

When husbands can't find the ketchup in the fridge.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Damn this is depressing

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Justice Amy Coney Barrett, 2028:

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

ELLEN PAGE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ? 😔

It’s a SHE not a HE

If SHE boxed a biological male, she’d get seriously hurt.

[Adin - عدین - עדין @AdinHaykin1]

"There were dancing Israelis on 9/11!!!"

"Oh really? Is there a footage of them dancing?"

"No."

"Are the documents saying they were dancing?"

"No.."

"Did the eyewitness say they were dancing?"

"No..."

"So who said they were dancing?"

"The father of a 9/11 hijacker..."

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

A monkey shooting blind has better accuracy.

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

“Play Has New Limits”

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

As someone who grew up in the UK in the 1980's I would like reparations for having to put up with Lenny Henry on the television.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

JK Rowling is Hitler according to England's least favourite closet case.

[Paul Hawthorne @ManySuchCases]

This is moronic (and homophobic.) You can't suck a gender identity, after all.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

From attractive chick to ugly twink with weird nipples 😭

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

CA Sen. Scott Weiner just voted down a bill to ban registered sx offenders from office

He calls them "minor crimes"

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Which means we, the consumers, effectively own nothing. We just rent games from you now, and you can revoke or change that rental agreement whenever you want. This is a terrible fucking move, Sony.