Amelia Coco

I'm me.

[Gerald Morgan Jr @GmorganJr]

Not a conspiracy theorist but...The formula is simple.

1. Present an enemy
2. Get people scared of that enemy
3. Tell people to retreat to the safety of their homes
4. Shut down business and social life
5. Gov't steps in to provide $ to help
6. People encouraged to report others

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

Nik had his limbs torn off by an abortionist, but he's determined to live life to the fullest despite the attack

“I knew that I was supposed to be an aborted baby and it failed. Anybody can become anything and getting rid of a kid like that isn’t right” https://t.co/OwTelRCyzn

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

INBOX:

[Amelia Coco @RedHotCocoPi]

@TheJaredMonroe I think the only redeeming thing about it was Momoa being in it, otherwise it would have been a complete waste.

[Amelia Coco @RedHotCocoPi]

@scrowder There is a strong family resemblance, one of y'all just didn't cook long enough...

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

Just here to remind you of your childhood trauma

[Amelia Coco @RedHotCocoPi]

@HopperCrowder

[Amelia Coco @RedHotCocoPi]

@TheJaredMonroe Ugg, no good. Praying it passes quick and no one else catches it.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: Will you take out the trash?

Me: Yes.

Wife: Will you take it out right now?

Me: Those are two different questions.

[Amelia Coco @RedHotCocoPi]

@TheJaredMonroe Welcome to the master race. Be sure to get some good games to play as well. :)

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

He doesn’t much look like a clump of cells to me. Looks like a beautiful and invaluable human life.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Romance when dating: I bought you flowers.

Engaged: I bought you jewelry.

Married: I bought you candy on February 15th when it was all on sale.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 6-year-old called ranch dressing "salad frosting" and now I'll never call it anything else.

[Amelia Coco @RedHotCocoPi]

@TheJaredMonroe An electronic calendar(we use google calendar of our phones) is going to be your best friend as a parent. Add all events into it, set reminders, and sync it with your wife's calendar. It's made "remembering" things so much easier.

[Amelia Coco @RedHotCocoPi]

@TheJaredMonroe He knows how to brood, I could dig it.

[Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion]

Did anyone else’s challenge go like this? Mine seems weird. https://t.co/hFPuFGUIJH

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Here's what separates the March For Life from any other march: nobody in attendance is marching for themselves. Nobody is demanding rights or privileges for themselves. Everyone is marching on behalf of those who cannot march.

[Amelia Coco @RedHotCocoPi]

@deancain Where I'm from we finally got our real first snow of the year!

[Amelia Coco @RedHotCocoPi]

@scrowder Yay. It looks nice. But my opinion doesn't matter, what does good H say?

[Stacey DASH @staceydash]

Finally!!! Good parenting!!!