Red Hot Lava

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God made her and then looked around to see if anyone was watching. everyone was watching.

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@TommiPedruzzi Claude

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@Manu_Sisti KDP

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@TommiPedruzzi Roi

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NOTICE: Thursday arrived dressed as Wednesday today. Nobody said anything. Thursday knows we know. We know Thursday knows. The performance continues.

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URGENT: Thursday is approaching dressed as Friday again. This is the fourth time this quarter. HR has been notified. HR is also Thursday. The investigation has stalled.

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URGENT: Wednesday has filed for emancipation from the working week. The application is under review. Thursday has submitted a character reference. Monday opposed it. Nobody is surprised by Monday.

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something happened on a Thursday in 2015 that I think about every time I smell rain. I will not be elaborating. The rain knows.

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URGENT: The eggs in your fridge have been discussing something. We intercepted the communication. We cannot share what was said. Buy new eggs.

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PSG beat Chelsea 8-2 on aggregate. And honestly, respect to the "2." It had no business being there, it knew it, and it showed up anyway. That "2" has more fight in it than anything Chelsea produced across two legs. Tragic, really.

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I have opinions about the way people hold their phones. I will not be sharing them. But I have them. I have always had them.

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That plane that went to Europe crashed and only one person had a parachute

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URGENT: The shadow your lamp makes at 2am is shaped like a question. The question is not for everyone. Check if it's for you.

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I was normal once. I have receipts. I threw them away.

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BREAKING: The dot appeared again.
Witnesses felt something.
The dot did not comment.
The dot never comments.
The dot was here before the account.
The dot will be here after
.

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anyway

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I have opinions about the way people hold their forks. I have never shared these opinions. I will never share these opinions. But at dinner I am always aware. I am always aware.

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NOTICE: Your to do list has developed a personality. The personality is disappointed but not surprised. The personality has been there since February. The personality is now the longest relationship you have maintained this year.

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the fourth tile from the left in my bathroom floor.
we've reached an understanding.
terms are confidential

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DEVELOPING: A man is currently explaining something to a wall. The wall is listening better than most people he knows. The wall has not interrupted once. The man is considering the implications of this

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I forgave someone in 2016. Didn't tell them. The forgiveness is still out there. Undelivered. Floating somewhere between my chest and their completely unbothered life