Starved Eggman

I hunger for that… hedgehog.
I am the greatest mind Mobius could ever dream of.
Mobians are quite… delicious

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

If you were to ask me who my favorite fictional serial killer is, I would say William Afton. I’ll admit, his methods of torture are admirable. If I could meet with him one day, I would be honored to be in the presence of a legend.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

These meals of mine are getting quite bland. I hope I can find newer meat to consume, despite the fact that the hedgehog is delicious when cooked right.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

@MilesPr0wer1992 Now just imagine if I hit you from across Green Hill with my machete.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

@MilesPr0wer1992 @sonic_hedgehog I would rather carve all of my skin off than follow that wretched rodent.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

@MilesPr0wer1992 No matter who you dress up as, I’ll always find you. Don’t deny fate, fox.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

@soniic91 HEDGEHOG. QUIT TRYING TO DEFY YOUR OWN FATE.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

Two meals for the price of one. Don’t mind if I do. Furnace, find these two and cook them to perfection.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

Now just hold still, fox.

[Tails! @TwoTailsOfTech]

Ventilation :3

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

Your mother was… delicious. Now I wonder what the screams of her offspring sound like…

[Cream The Rabbit @SweetLilRabbit6]

@2Tailed @VanillaRabbit75 :3
What do you mean?

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

@SweetLilRabbit6 @2Tailed @VanillaRabbit75 Soon you will be with your mother. On my dinner plate.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

Oh you naïve fox. Little do you know, you are the food.

[Fiona Fox (Iblis vessel) @rikabloodyroses]

This ice cream stuffs really good I can’t help myself from eating it. Shame mephiles can’t eat food or I’d share some with him.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

@SomeRando____ Greetings.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

Larped Eggman.

[𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕒 𝕊𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕔 @IM_A_G0D]

Larpster Larpa Sonic

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

If you truly think that false god’s more of a problem, you definitely have to rethink who truly makes you suffer.

[ᗩᗰY ᖇOՏᗴ @PikoPinkoRose]

Uhhhh...

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

@PikoPinkoRose Oh Ms. Rose. That pesky hedgehog has finally been caught by my greatest creation. You just so happen to be my next target to consume.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

@MalwareCutie And I am hungry…

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

Well, if you want to meet the chef so badly. I suppose I can treat my meal- I mean guests with a bit off hospitality.

[Malware @MalwareCutie]

...It does look kinda empty.

Heeeey. Why don't we go over to the kitchen there? Just a small tour! Until more people come back! It wouldn't hurt.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

Either you get your head ripped off by Super Sonic on crack, or shoved into an oven by me. The choice is yours, Rose.

[ᗩᗰY ᖇOՏᗴ @PikoPinkoRose]

...

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

If you so much as even think about commiting such an act, I will have T-01 cook you up. No mercy will be shown whatsoever.

[Malware @MalwareCutie]

Who wants to go bowling with me? I PROMISE I won't throw the ball at you out of curiosity of what would happen.

[Starved Eggman @RedHungryEgg]

You people really should learn about what lies behind that mask I wear. Never would I have imagined you thinking that was my real face for all those years…