Red Morning Light

Your friendly neighborhood thirst trapper. Dog mom, novelty sock connoisseur, and rock chick. she/her

[Red Morning Light @RedMorningLit]

@broadwaybabyto I wanted a medication that *might* impact my ability to have kids someday (I don’t want any). Provider said I would change my mind when I got a partner. I told her I have one. Then she said I would change my mind when I found the *right* partner

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@Oreocide Imagine seeing the most brightly colored season and thinking “how can I make this as blandly colored as possible?”

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Tim Walz makes venison jerky and brings it into the office

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Tim Walz is the guy who will snap the strap on your trailer and say “that baby isn’t going anywhere”

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Tim Walz is the guy your cat who “doesn’t like anyone” rubs her head against

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@jinxwinks My internet wife is bi? Now your husband really has to respect our marriage
So proud of you for finding yourself! 🩷💜💙

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@himboreo Did you just turn a Trump gif wholesome?

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There is no way for women to be seen as the “right weight.” We are always “too fat” or “too thin” or “too muscular.” Someone will always tear a woman down for her weight, no matter what it is

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@TheStrxggler body positivity is a lie, it's only female positivity. And the only reason they're preaching positivity is because those women don't pose a threat to them, you should see them tear down women that are skinny

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@himboreo Damn, she got a sexy kayak, looks like Perry the Platypus

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@ItzLyndz Ive never had an issue with it, generally I feel like if it is with an established sexual partner and the receiver knows that they can say stop, it’s fine. But I think it also depends on the couple and if someone has expressed desire one way or another

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@GamingBlaine @himboreo My reaction when I came home from work and saw his whole face

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@himboreo Sir, I’m pretty sure you’re 15

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@WelshWitcher Liara is top overall. Thane is my guy if I’m feeling up for a guy when playing 2 though

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@ArcticRoll_ Yeah, it did. There aren’t very many permanent fix acne treatments, most are meds you would have to take forever…

[Red Morning Light @RedMorningLit]

@ArcticRoll_ I took it for a while. It helped my acne, to a degree, but I had to stop it because it lowered my blood pressure and made me dizzy. I have a low bp normally though, so it doesn’t take a lot for mine to become an issue

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@himboreo Don’t lie, you have the absolute worst micromanager I have ever heard of

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@theSHOTBOY They tried to convince us that the dream was owning a home, but it was really just huge pockets

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Okay, we talk about how great gray sweatpants are on men, but I love them for women because I am literally walking around with a bottle of wine in one pocket and my vibrator wand in the other

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@DreamsCascade I get so excited when it's cool enough to wear them and I can carry almost anything through the house handsfree

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@ArtfulTakedown I would either hate that or love it way more than I should haha