Red Ned Said

The musings of an old git who drinks in the Square Bar.

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Why still no mainstream media coverage of what is unarguably newsworthy testimony before a parliamentary committee?

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You look better with a glass hanging out of you!

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I was telling Kevy about playing football backwards in an iron suit.

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Dog and a hen in the same pot... hairless. And the child in the wheelbarrow with the chickens.

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@JamieBrysonCPNI Wat a W⚓

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@ShaunaCarberry3 Theres an MLA with bolt cutters available if u need him..

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Wearing a leopard skin thong and its like an overcoat for my balls

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@Mark_McReynolds No school the mara lol

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Your some animal in the disguise of a bear

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Are u going to the chinese fella??? Get me a portion of leprechauns lips and chicken balls with ostrich feathers plz

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Love is a funny thing it makes a man spend his money, look like fool and wear away his tool.

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Theres more brains peeking out of a black crows ass ye mad man.

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@Mark_McReynolds #kingconnboodles

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I believe in if its curry yore havin it needs to be hot hot hot. Dont care if its dogs legs or 4 childrens arms in it im eating it needs to be hothothot

[Squinter @squinteratn]

Unionists have derided my Linfield tweet, but avoided the point. Which is. Given none of us knows the motive behind the kit colours or the @BarryMcElduff loaf video, how come those who screamed for the MLA's head give Linfield a pass. No tut-tutting, just answers, please.

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@gerrymulgrew @Glenavon_FC Lonsdsle league with Ducko as your no 1 & Philly bin laden as assistant 😯. Good luck yung geraldo

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Ooooops

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@eamyr11 Trouble...... klass foto Eamy

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@JakeFerguson16 Wtf??