Red Nichins

There are five things I love in this life my #hotwife #babygirl #Tacos #USUSoftball and a good pair of #sweatpants.

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

Dwight started the fire!

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

For being above 500 after week 3 and struggling to beat a bad PAC 12 team one week after struggling to beat a bad SEC team? Yeah!!! Rush the field!

[BYU @BYU]

PANDEMONIUM!!!!

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

After 4+ years of unemployment, living out of my taco van and stealing internet from a nearby apartment complex, I, Alfred P. Nichins aka "Red", happily share that I've secured a new job as Assistant To The Rodeo Clown for an amateur circuit national rodeo. Much love to all! #Red

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I’m supposed to meet a friend for dinner tonight and I’m literally sitting here thinking “where are we least likely to get shot?”

Is that what the men who wrote the Constitution had in mind? Is that the life Republicans want all of us to live? Because that’s where we are.

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

@reoisrad “Trap or die”

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

@RSL_Josh_WHU @StakePresident Hehe

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

@Dame_Lillard = GREATEST BLAZER OF ALL TIME

#RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

My tacos bring the heat but in a different kind of way

[Gatorade @Gatorade]

Unstoppable. #gatorade has carbs to refuel and electrolytes to replenish, so you can bring the heat. @tg4hunnid

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

@KatiePrchlik what can we expect from ur department this football season asking for a friend

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

@hoopsjake It is @USUSBCoach ignoring my tweets ...

oh you said “coolest” not “coldest” ...

in that case it is probably BYU losing to in state rivals every football season

Oh u said hoops not football... words are hard for me.

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

@USUSBCoach here is a little work sample of what I can bring to ur team... last year u gave up a ton of HRs at home. I know a guy who can get u a taller wall and he will make Mexico pay for it. No cost to u. how does that sound?

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

@KatiePrchlik hey...

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

do u like cats, Steven?
@USUSBCoach

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

Friend: Hey Red, on a scale of 1-to-Adele, how bad did it hurt u when @USUSBCoach rescinded your job offer?

Me: 👇👇👇

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

Steven... you had me at 👇👇👇

do u get it, @USUSBCoach ?

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

Well the ocean chose Moana so top that, Gennadiy....

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

Gennadiy Golovkin didn't choose boxing. Boxing chose him.

This week on @hearluminary, @mikemoh of @onceinhollywood shares @gggboxing's rise from growing up in Kazakhstan to becoming one of the top boxers in the world.

🎧: https://t.co/fmiFyVj4vA

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

Why is everyone always yelling or screaming or crying on #StrangerThings?

#StrangerThings3 @Stranger_Things

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

How Jameis Winston spent his off-season.

https://t.co/KtY1HtQog0

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

Carl .... @FauxPelini Arrests made after mass brawl on a cruise ship involving man dressed as a clown https://t.co/Z8V5UDwhh0

[Red Nichins @RedNichins]

You mean we won’t read left to right and top to bottom anymore?

@blinkist

[Blinkist @blinkist]

US venture capital firms are convinced Blinkist will radically change the world and how we read.