Red Archivist

🇮🇹 italian teen who like MMA / (profile pic is me)/ Yes Raceplay👍No Racism ❌/18yr+ only / To see my face give me a donut /

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

We were on the train.
This dude was in front of us.
I noticed my doggo was looking at his shoes too often.
I told him to go to him a give him 5€.
He was scared but obeyed.
The guy was super chill, he asked "why"? My doggo said "liked your shoes"
He said "cool" and took the money 😂

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

Cold's coming back in town

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Since many of you enjoyed my gaming anecdotes, here’s one that just happened.

A friend of mine asked me to try out this new MOBA-style shooter with him. I swear, I have no clue what’s going on the majority of the time, and I’m not even sure if I like it yet. But durint the party creation you can test out different characters and even shoot at each other for practice, with a respawn time of just a few seconds.
I was trying out a character for a bit when my friend started shooting at me—trying to test his build—and killed me. So, as soon as I respawned, I took him out, and we ended up in a friendly sparring match. The result? Since he’s actually really bad at shooters, I just kept spawn-killing him—I think I ended up with something like 50 kills to 1, hahaha! He never managed to kill me ever again 😂😂. Over voice chat, I kept going on about how "broken" my character was, while he kept complaining about how his character was absolute trash.
We swapped characters, and I destroyed him again—even with the roles reversed, hahahaha! Of course I didn’t brag, even though I really wanted to, but hearing the frustration in his voice as he kept dying to the very character he’d been using earlier... well, let’s just say I got a bit hard. If he hadn’t been a friend, I probably would’ve caved and started being toxic as fuck, haha.
Anyway, he literally couldn’t even leave the spawn zone; every time he’d come back to life, I’d take him out. I was honestly having a blast denying him any chance to actually play. It's so good to ruin nerds and noobs this way to be honest, because I know how frustating and sad it is, so it's very sweet to do it to losers. He actually ragequitted and started a standard match, because if it was for me I would've kept staying there pissing on his head forever haha.

Even if I love them because they're friends, I just love too much to soft bullying my little nerds, can't helpt it 🫠 also it's so sexy they just let me do it lol, I love it

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

If your life is over, there is no point in having savings. But why giving them to a loser son when you can give them to an alpha successful young master?

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

Since many of you enjoyed my gaming anecdotes, here’s one that just happened.

A friend of mine asked me to try out this new MOBA-style shooter with him. I swear, I have no clue what’s going on the majority of the time, and I’m not even sure if I like it yet. But durint the party creation you can test out different characters and even shoot at each other for practice, with a respawn time of just a few seconds.
I was trying out a character for a bit when my friend started shooting at me—trying to test his build—and killed me. So, as soon as I respawned, I took him out, and we ended up in a friendly sparring match. The result? Since he’s actually really bad at shooters, I just kept spawn-killing him—I think I ended up with something like 50 kills to 1, hahaha! He never managed to kill me ever again 😂😂. Over voice chat, I kept going on about how "broken" my character was, while he kept complaining about how his character was absolute trash.
We swapped characters, and I destroyed him again—even with the roles reversed, hahahaha! Of course I didn’t brag, even though I really wanted to, but hearing the frustration in his voice as he kept dying to the very character he’d been using earlier... well, let’s just say I got a bit hard. If he hadn’t been a friend, I probably would’ve caved and started being toxic as fuck, haha.
Anyway, he literally couldn’t even leave the spawn zone; every time he’d come back to life, I’d take him out. I was honestly having a blast denying him any chance to actually play. It's so good to ruin nerds and noobs this way to be honest, because I know how frustating and sad it is, so it's very sweet to do it to losers. He actually ragequitted and started a standard match, because if it was for me I would've kept staying there pissing on his head forever haha.

Even if I love them because they're friends, I just love too much to soft bullying my little nerds, can't helpt it 🫠 also it's so sexy they just let me do it lol, I love it

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

Did a session with my bro to see if he's good enough to bully my doggos.
What do you think? Should I bring him with me again?

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

Did a session with my bro to see if he's good enough to bully my doggos.
What do you think? Should I bring him with me again?

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

While you goon to the pump I have after training, let me tell you this funny little event that just happened

I was with a group of nerds (my friends) and they were playing at some sort of puzzle game; there was a level they could not beat in like 1h or more and they were refusing to skip it.
Not gonna lie, I had a lot of lucky, but in the end I managed to actually solve the puzzle for them.

Now the interesting part is that at the start they were soft joking about me being already sleeping / disconnected (because they though that I couldn't do puzzles) and after I solved it nobody told me anything, not a "good job" or any other compliment, they were trying to ignore it actually.
Don't wanna be mean to them because I love them but I know why hahaha. I'm generally described as the "dumb guy" of the group, and I think it's because I was the guy going around doing street fights but also because I was the one obsessed with gym mma and girls lol
The only place they can compete with me is in the videogames department since they are all virgins and 18+
Too bad I just brainmogged the shit out of them hahahaha and I don't feel even too bad about it. Actually I felt really good haha.
Your master is actually a big brain 😏

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Don't believe his face, he loved it

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This fag was slacking. But I had to take cool pics so ...

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Bullied this cute white blonde Twink so much I felt bad, so I decided to let him taste some power.

He's in vacation with his nerdy friends who are way less hot than him, and one of them seems to be a little shy chink. Told him how to start working on that little guy, and here how's going. Too bad soon the vacation will end

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

This fag was slacking. But I had to take cool pics so ...

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Guess where your head is gonna be stuck

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In this alternative universe, only white males can join the army as soldiers; for everyone else conscription is mandatory, but they are used as attendants, helpers, and personal assistants—assigned to the most promising recruits.

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Bad ending for my doggo 🥲

Or good? Because he was about to actually sent him Everything he had hahahaha, but 3k is already a lot of money.
Told him to go back to gym since he's an hot white young dude, maybe he will find a new girl that someone better can steal from him 😏

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Summer's almost over, which means my bro here is back from vacations and feels like meeting with some of you. Who wants to take the risk? 😏

(Goofy mask by the way, mine is cooler, go buy him a better one)

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

Tonight is one of those chill ones where everything is just perfect.
Zeroed a broke doggo, used his money to do an online bet, won the bet right in his broke and starving face (not a big win unfortunately), brainwashed a doggo into giving big cash to the guy who stole his gf, then brainwashed a twink into becoming a little mindless slave for his big brother, then i reached diamond with a couple of games done with zero effort and real interest and now I'm dressing up because a girl just wrote me to reach her in a place (she really needs my d*ck inside her body it seems).
Nothing's missing, really.

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

Little moments of dominance that probably many of you won't get because I don't have many gamers doggos.

I just played a match after taking a break from video games for a few weeks. I dominated my opponent so hard that he rage-quitted and got hit with a penalty. As you know, my ego liked that. So I started another game and bullied my opponent so badly that he started typing. I wrote in all-chat, "You're my dog—sit," and started being super toxic for the fun of it. Then I reported him for being both toxic and a troll after I won the game. He got a penalty too, because he died so many times while chatting that the system actually thought he was trolling 😂😂.

It feels so good to bully these little nerds, man. It's even better when they whine saying things like: "Bruh, I just got home from work and wanted a chill game, but I end up facing some super competitive, toxic kid."
Yeah, bro. Now shut up and take my d*ck like a good boy haha.

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

Tonight is one of those chill ones where everything is just perfect.
Zeroed a broke doggo, used his money to do an online bet, won the bet right in his broke and starving face (not a big win unfortunately), brainwashed a doggo into giving big cash to the guy who stole his gf, then brainwashed a twink into becoming a little mindless slave for his big brother, then i reached diamond with a couple of games done with zero effort and real interest and now I'm dressing up because a girl just wrote me to reach her in a place (she really needs my d*ck inside her body it seems).
Nothing's missing, really.

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

Morning doggos

[Red Archivist @RedObservers]

Why having an healthy relationship with another gay dude, when you can have a toxic findomship with your straight homophobic bully?