RedParrot

I make things. And write. A lot. Follow me at your own peril. Personal Motto: "Anything worth doing is worth over-doing". You've been warned.

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Incoming transmission. #MessageFromTheDoctor #DoctorWho

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@elizaskinner Chemistry

[Glenn F. Henriksen @henriksen]

When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

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@SaraJBenincasa Dystopian users manual

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@unkyhellas @TaraSlone Quiet. The adults are talking now and trying to make the world a better place.

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@Mariners What a cold finish 🤣

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@bunnyhero If you are looking for raw horror, watch Saturday’s blue jays game. 😳

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@Aubin15Aubin @BlueJays Bichette is second in MLB for most errors this season. He is a terrible defensive player.

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@neiltyson This information makes me happier than I can possibly relate. Thank you.

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@BlakeMurphyODC Excellent news. So glad shulman is out. Can we stop calling him the voice of blue jays baseball now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 clearly he is the voice of the biggest (only) paycheck. He’s a terrible game caller …

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@timandfriends Can hear the wind blowing between his ears …

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@RealDeanCain Stay home.

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@ailishforfar The hotdog stat could be converted to a per person rate. Then we could compare different attendance numbers and get a standard comparison. 💕👍😎 also LOVING the all-woman am sports!

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@FANEXPOCANADA Good for the winner. Your cosplay show is aweful and you don’t use international costume guild standards. So … yeah, it’s not really all that.

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@BellMediaPR Go eat bees.

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@CTVNews Dye his hair grey. #LisaLaFlamme

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@BellMediaPR Allez manger des abeilles. #LisaLaFlamme #bellstoptalking

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@BellMediaPR You suck. You fired a highly competent, highly decorated, beloved news anchor at the top of her game because some asswipe man didn’t like her grey hair. Go eat bees. #LisaLaFlamme

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@LeoDraws @KevinCashBurne1 @TrueRGM A mouth guard. Part of the scheme to keep him from tipping pitches.

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@willsmith Orphan black. Letterkenny.

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@FAN590 … Any raptors updates from shaq? He called us out in four … 😐