Red Pill Jenn

Team member on The Joe Padula Show, crazy snake lady, and my dogs only let me live here because I have opposable thumbs.

[Red Pill Jenn @RedPillJenn]

@Lowes is a joke! Sold me a faulty GE refrigerator 3.5 months ago that almost caught fire yesterday. The local store manager gave me the number for SEARS KENMORE (not GE) and told me that beyond that, she couldn't help. Screw this.

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Pregnancy announcements:

Rest of the world: sends cute images with due date...

@rihanna at #SuperBowlLVII - hold my Cristal and watch this shit!

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Rihanna reveals she is pregnant with her second child during her Super Bowl Halftime performance.

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@rihanna you tryna tell us somethin? Congrats? #SuperBowlLVII

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@OldChicago1976 what is you doin boo? 👀🤔🤣🍻

#inflationisabish

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@libsoftiktok @Intuit Which one? Those things are expensive...

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@JoePadula Because @AOC said so on the Twitter!!! They're like, harmful and stuff.

Yea. To food. 😂

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@matthewdmarsden @TheFreds Well, if you don't know them by now...

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@elonmusk @evafox Facts. But anybody who has to be told this probably is an unnamed source.

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@JebraFaushay "Paper or plastic, would you like your Madonna in a bag?"

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@matthewdmarsden If Kim Jong-Un and Mariah Carey had a love child...

#KPopXmas

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@matthewdmarsden @AOC My dog is better qualified for the House. At least he wouldn't shit in it.

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@JesseKellyDC Good thing they speak Portuguese, which I hear pairs very well with a nice Chianti and some Fava beans...

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@elonmusk I don't wanna get sniffed, but look awful in red. What's a girl to do?

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@DojaCat Xmas album - 2023?

Your face is on my daughter's wall (and even my old ass listens to your music) so I have the clout to ask, right? Right.

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@BuffaloBills @Bengals @teehiggins5

We are all praying for Damar, but also for every single one of you. To see your brother go through this is no small thing. I'm an Eagles fan whose heart is 💯 with y'all tonight. This is bigger than football. Much love, and many prayers. ❤️

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@APSUCoachSW I'm APSU alumni, my daughter and I should have been in Tuscaloosa today to support but had a family emergency, had to cancel. I downloaded an app just 2 watch. I could not be more proud of the way our boys showed up and I am praying for FCS acceptance. #LetsGoPeay

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@JoePadula If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, the electoral college doesn't give a...hmmm. What rhymes with duck? 🤔😏

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#NationalDogDay - they said it, not me... 😏💅😁

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@Verizon @VerizonSupport are you kidding me? Took 5 days after my @SamsungMobileUS @SamsungMobile Ultra S22+ exploded in my hand to send a replacement. Has no stylus, screen cover, OR charger and I've gotten ZERO response! About to hit up @Apple. FIX IT.

#SamsungS22Explosion

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@SamsungMobileUS And still no response...