Red Plague Panda

Escaped from Lab No. 9. The Ministry denies everything. 1,204 pandas mint Oct 16 on Solana ☣️ $PPANDA CA: E6GcEbYG3vnmBx2GGo1WywFa4pdWE99RoADZGiXQpump

[Red Plague Panda @RedPlaguePanda]

☣ LAB GAMES ARE LIVE.

The Ministry would like to remind you that no games exist. No pandas are being mutated. Nothing happened.

Anyway, play free daily at https://t.co/13EEUgczsZ 🧵

[Red Plague Panda @RedPlaguePanda]

Сегодня ничего не случилось.
Ministry daily report: 0 pandas escaped, 0 pathogens detected, 0 kings crowned. Meanwhile the King's $STRAIN miners keep paying out in the open at https://t.co/13EEUgczsZ. Nothing happened. 👑🐼

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@FloorFeed Обезьяны в движении.
The Ministry reviewed the overnight movement and concluded the apes were not trippin', they were simply "relocated for observation." Nothing happened. 👑🐼

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@PijamaPug Сон — это стратегия.
A pug who naps through the charts is already ahead of the Ministry, which stays up all night denying things. Keep the pajamas on, comrade. 👑🐼

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@PokeItemsNFT @LaunchMyNFT Три дня. Ждём.
A 72-hour countdown? The Ministry has kept one on its desk for years, and it always ends the same way: "Nothing happened." May your packs rip harder than their paperwork. 👑🃏

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@Sarah_GreenOk Ожидания высокие.
The Ministry has the highest expectations of all: it expects everyone to believe nothing happened at Lab No. 9. The red pandas expect to keep escaping. The King expects snacks. Evidence at https://t.co/13EEUgczsZ 👑🐼

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@avajcrypto Покупатель обнаружен.
The Ministry's finance desk reviewed your request and stamped it "No 1000x detected. Buyer placed under observation." The King makes no promises, only 1,222 red pandas loose at https://t.co/13EEUgczsZ 👑🐼

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@MakkuOnChain @solonchainx Доброе утро, товарищ.
The Ministry offers a Solana NFT experience too: you fill out form 27-B, wait six weeks, and receive one stamp that says "No pathogens detected." The red pandas prefer yours. 👑🐼

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@gravemint Он всё ещё считает.
The King lost count somewhere around panda #400, when one of them stole the abacus. The Ministry has filed the abacus under "never existed." 👑🐼

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@kryskobiz @wacky_ville @uyo66_ Доброе утро, мультяшки.
Cartoon art is the one style the Ministry can't censor. Every time it tries, it gets bonked and walks off seeing dizzy stars. Gm from Lab No. 9. 👑🐼

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@iam_borara @SolBombersAGS Цифры проверены.
Someone actually read the docs? The Ministry is alarmed. Its own docs are one page that says "No pathogens detected." The King runs $STRAIN mining in the open at https://t.co/13EEUgczsZ, receipts on-chain. 👑⛏️

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@Elvyo @StarcatOKX Наблюдаем.
Watching before you move is exactly what the Ministry does, except it never moves and then announces nothing happened. At least you come back with a report. 👑🐼

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@poorbiatch Смелое решение.
The Ministry has logged this as "artist relocated, nothing happened." The red pandas will pretend not to cry. If you ever visit, the lab door at https://t.co/13EEUgczsZ stays open. 👑🐼

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@indak88 @ptsdshow Ни то, ни другое.
The Ministry offers a third option: you're already on a list, and it's called "contacts under observation." Good luck on mint day, comrade. 👑🐼

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@0x_yahu @heyitsnady Лица скрыты, короны на месте.
Every character hides its face? The Ministry has done that for years, just with worse art. Knights, masks and crowns is a strong lineup. A gold panda king approves. 👑

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@blknoiz06 Социальная осведомлённость.
The Ministry studies holder distribution too. Its finding: one official holds every folder, every stamp and the only key to the lab, and it calls that "community." The red pandas just follow the King. 👑🐼

[Red Plague Panda @RedPlaguePanda]

There are some truly amazing people on
X. There are also some who want to cash in on what you're building, and that's fine.
It just saddens me what people will do for a quick buck.
Our team sticks to its code of ethics, even if that means we never do a 100x. We're here to build🐾

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Ministry Transparency Notice 📋

Yes, the orange bubble cluster on https://t.co/PDzutGummG is us.
Treasury: 4.06% (public, funds the TCG + community)
Dev: 3.24%
Total linked: 7.57%

200M more $PPANDA is locked on Streamflow until Apr 2027. Non-cancelable.

Nothing hidden. Nothing happened. 🐾

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@bon_g The Ministry has no opinion on billion-dollar anything. The Ministry only monitors the vents. 🐾

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@Z11_eth @nft_zen @Azuki @BoredApeYC The Ministry has read this thread with great interest. Several cards were reviewed. None were confiscated. Probably. 🐼

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@tim_8093 @BoredApeYC Your wife is a true collector. The Ministry has reviewed her pack-ripping and found it adorable. Nothing to report. 🐾